Jim Varney Kids T-Shirts

When the money is scrambled to the very last cent, riots and hatred soon will commence. When all the world's commerce will be put in a bind, from the evil that lurks where the sun never shines. It is I, Dr. Otto von Schnick-ick-ick-ick, who has played on you this trick-ick-ick-ick. "But who's Dr. Otto?" you may well ponder, while all your magnetic cash is squandered. It's he who had an eye, and yet couldn't see. It's he who served bouillabaisse, when he was a she. It's he who gambled with brains, and a gun. It's he who had all, and yet had none. And to stop this horrible twisted trick, just exchange the poles of old Saint Nick. And if that doesn't do to save the day, put another quarter in and try another play.

Ernest - Jim Varney

Kamp Kikakee modern logo from the movie Ernest Goes To Jail. Enjoy!

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Ernest

Face off Got a Reboot

As sported by Billy "Boogie" Worrell in the "Ernest's Family Album" VHS. Cut the sleeves off after purchasing for best results.

Original Bulgarian Miak kills Trolls. The flavor? Plain.

The legendary Ernest in a quasi-hip hop fashion design.

Ernest P. Worrell sings a ballad in "Ernest Goes to Camp"

Everyone's favorite janitor takes a journey of an afterlife time.

Ernest P Worrell with his signature tag line.

You Know what I mean Verne. Ernest was a man we could rely on to teach, love and inspire

Jim Varney in his element.

Ernest P Worrell: Electroman ... art from Cool Dojo artist Charlie Fithian. Inspired by the movie Ernest Goes to Jail starring Jim Varney.

Ernest P. Worrell on the ritual of the blade, the stone, and the arrow.

Ernest

Kikakee Original Aesthetic Tribute 〶

The Stennis Way design from the movie Ernest Goes To Camp. Enjoy!q

ERNEST SCARED STUPID

NEW ITEM! ERNEST P. WORELL

Ernest Saves Christmas Cab Logo

Krader Industries design from the movie Ernest Goes To Camp. Enjoy!

You may not have actually attended Kamp Kikakee as a child, but no one will ever know once you tell them stories about Danny, Moose, Vargas, Osgood and Crutchfield while wearing this sporty reproduction of the Kamp Kikakee shirts from Ernest Goes to Camp. And if you wear this shirt, the knife will not cut you!

ERNEST

Gimme a Hell Yeah if Ernest Goest to Jail Scared you Straight.

Ernest Saves Christmas

Vernest.

R.I.P. Jim Varney

Does anyone better belong on the $100 than Ernest P. Worrell?

Aliska text black retro - Ernest Tubb

Troll Away Spray ad inspired by the movie Ernest Scared Stupid. Enjoy!