Joe Dante Merch
Description: "I think the message to, uh, psychos, fanatics, murderers, nutcases all over the world is, uh, "do not mess with suburbanites". Because, uh, frankly we're just not gonna take it any more. Ya know, we're not gonna be content to look after our lawns and wax our cars, paint out houses. We're out to get them, Don, we are out to get them."
Description: Remember Hans Klopek, the murderous son from The Burbs, remember him banging the hell out of the bin, I've never seen that! Remember him offering Tom Hanks, Ray Peterson, a Sardine on a Pretzel?
Hans Klopek from The Burbs Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Harley Warren – Pop Culture Mashups, Surreal Art & Chaotic T‑Shirt Wizardry
$24
Description: Joelho-Alto Prejuizo Moral (in English: "Knee-high Mischiefs") is a 1985 low budget Portuguese horror movie. It features small imp-like creatures who terrorize a village and are hunted by an old shop owner. The foreign film is a blatant rip off of the 1984 American movie "Gremlins". It deviated by adding different colored monsters which were meant to be a metaphor for World War II: blue ones were good, green ones were evil and red ones were indifferent. It is a favorite of cinephile Abed Nadir who appreciates it for its campy qualities despite its plagiaristic nature and shoddy production values. Its first appearance was in the Season Six episode "Lawnmower Maintenance and Postnatal Care".
