J.G. Paine & Sons Merkins 1827 Kids Hoodie

A merkin is defined as an artificial covering of hair for the pubic region, and given the post '70s increase in meticulous grooming of one’s nether regions, you'd think the merkin must be a rather modern invention, though it's actually been around for at least five centuries. Bare pubic regions were considered quite hilarious centuries ago and for those without pubic hair or perhaps that which was thinning, merkins brought back a level of normalcy, specifically during intimate contact. Today, merkins remain common, though more so among actors doing nude scenes while protecting their modesty, but for those in need, professional merkin makers do still exist and will help you find the perfect hairdo for your most intimate of areas.