Toupee Kids Hoodies

I Wear A Toupee And I Vote!

When a cop discovers a wig that can reverse the flow of time, you know that it's TIME TOUPEE!

Toupee Touche

Don't forget your Space Corps Directives, and remember not to wear your ginger toupee

Toupee or not Toupee

When fencing gets punny! Guy had some bald luck...

It doesn't get any more '80s than this thrift store find for a hair restoration business out of Chicago featuring a hairy tennis-playing manly man who just 'got back in the game' thanks to his luscious new locks. As per usual with these original pieces, we digitized the source art, redrawing it to like-new condition before running it through the wringer and giving it an appropriate aging treatment.

Donald Trump as the king of clubs - Donald Trump Card

The Tortoise And The Hair. Art by Robert Jimenez

what it would look like if you actually ran into Donald Trump

Lock Donald Trump Up.

A seamless pattern of wigs and hair extensions

A merkin is defined as an artificial covering of hair for the pubic region, and given the post '70s increase in meticulous grooming of one’s nether regions, you'd think the merkin must be a rather modern invention, though it's actually been around for at least five centuries. Bare pubic regions were considered quite hilarious centuries ago and for those without pubic hair or perhaps that which was thinning, merkins brought back a level of normalcy, specifically during intimate contact. Today, merkins remain common, though more so among actors doing nude scenes while protecting their modesty, but for those in need, professional merkin makers do still exist and will help you find the perfect hairdo for your most intimate of areas.

A seamless pattern of wigs

Crime bad

there'll be Hell toupee!

I suppose it would be extraordinary to be extra ordinary. Go fig. Yeah, I'm sure the root "extra" means beyond or something, but it's still a strange word to separate like in that shirt up there. Being a human is strange, too!

en garde!

Edgar Allan Poe inspired design

It doesn't get any more fresh than this. Stand out in the crowd with this new, hip design for Trump's campaign.