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Blazon of Swords I

min-max, murder hobo, murder, dnd, dandd, fantasy, dragons, rpg, tabletop, critical role, bastard, d20, dice

Crest of Swords IV

Blazon of Swords II

Bratty kungfu kid having a zen brainwave

The original line

Brave black text design.

Kentucky Fat Bastard

Now in Seafoam! Completely hypothetical of course but learning about the worst people in all of history is tough stuff!

Some people are lucky, some are bastards, some are both

Behind The Bastards

Penetration

Bedebah Typography

BASTARD!!!

These coronavirus times are strange. The rules are changed. When in doubt, lie around and watch TV. Everyone will understand that you're not being a lazy bastard, you are a responsible adult who is following social distancing guidelines, and stay at home orders!

Moder, or also better known as The Creature, is the main antagonist of Adam Nevill's 2011 British novel The Ritual, and its 2017 film adaptation of the same name. It is an obscure demonic Jötunn that inhabits a forest in Northern Sweden and is venerated by an ancient group of cultists. Judging by its name, people suggest that Moder is based on the HP Lovecraft's creature Shubb-Niggurath. While others suggest that the creature also may be based on another creature of Scandinavian origin known as Sleipnir.

Behind The Bastards

Our Li'l Bastard is at it again... or is he???

'ken oath ya bastard.

Where were you in 2002? Probably not wearing this sweet reproduction of the self-titled band's first album that Music Shines magazine declared, "the death knell of good taste" and "finally pulled the plug on punk rock's life support." Show your love for frontman Max Daiquiri and help him pay those alimony payments in this late to the game tribute to some of rock and roll's least prescient alumni.

Yeah!

Logo for Pocket Science Studios title Giant Bastard

troublemaker black neon outer

Himbo, certified.

Dog Eating Bastard

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Thembo, certified.

Ugh! Take him away! No one in their right mind will order this design for any reason. This smug bastard belongs on nothing. He's strangely fascinating, considering he's a caricature of some bro found on an airline magazine ad for a casino.

VAR! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing!

Oh nothing much... just some of the things I see when I close my eyes.

The Dumbest Colonizer In History

Funny T-shirt for the best wife in the world!

Drawing of sturgeon fish with captions in Russian. 1. Amu Darya sturgeon. 2. European sea sturgeon. 3. Bastard sturgeon. These species are in danger and need to be saved!

When a man dies he is no more man! Nobody! Nothing!