Curmudgeon Kids Hoodies

You're only as good as your last haircut -fran lebowitz phrases

Fran Lebowitz photo

sarcastic remark based on experience

Simple white letters on black background: "bah humbug". Not just for Ebenezer Scrooge; fly your grouch flag high and tell everyone to get off your lawn - and your Christmas tree too. For curmudgeons everywhere.

which may be the problem

stop finding me.

But, I'm going to swear the whole time.

I have to stop saying that

Spare me your enthusiasm for Friday. Some of us work weekends.

For all the reluctant participants out there, who need something to wear during the not so happy holidays. Bah humbug, as they say.

Simple white letters on black background: "harrumph". Yeah, this shop is The Best Words but sometimes an indeterminate noise is the best expression of how we're feeling. Harrumph. Blargh. Flargen.

Sometimes you just need a glass of wine — actually several. Why? Because People. Inevitably, almost every time you get this irritated and pissed off it’s because why? Because People. Yeah, you are a little salty, a smidge crusty — maybe even a curmudgeon. But why is that? Because People.

I was looking for "mute"

He's having one of those days where it feels so good to be bad! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Our top-selling t-shirts are unique graphic tees feature original artwork and humorous designs for those who love funny sayings and a touch of silliness. Our sarcastic tees are a refreshing departure from the ordinary, offering a blend of wit and style.

Simple white letters on black background: "I used to be cool". A story as old as time. Someday they'll change what 'it' is on you, too. Ah, being cool is for kids ... let 'em have it.

overloaded. yup.

I'm just not using it today.

Skeptical cat in vest, bow tie, and glasses, with a notebook and pencil has a very quizzical look on his face. He’s not going to believe everything he is told. He wants proof.

I caffeinate and glower

I've never been this old before.

so, you'll have to settle for sarcasm

The sheep are lying

Doesn't mean I'm ready to do things

a lot more serotonin, to deal with this.

Express yourself.

I can't keep up

So get off my lawn!

A tribute to a multi-faceted man.