Curmudgeon Kids Hoodies

He may come off as bad-tempered, difficult and cantankerous. But trust me when I tell you that a curmudgeon is an independently thinking, extremely idealistic, rational, realist. It’s true, he doesn't suffer fools gladly. However, he is actually a deeply caring individual that chooses to deliver his wishes and opinions in a terse, no-nonsense manner.

This is a funny design for a grandfather or any other grouchy old geezer in your life. Or for yourself if you are a proud of being a curmudgeon.

Blackletter gothic letters: "curmudgeon". Get off my lawn, you kids! For the cantankerous, the grumpy, the grouchy, and the absurd. Available in other colors.

This is a funny design for a grandfather or any other grouchy old geezer in your life. Or for yourself if you are a proud of being a curmudgeon.

This is a funny design for a grandfather or any other grouchy old geezer in your life. Or for yourself if you are a proud of being a curmudgeon.

Blackletter gothic letters: "curmudgeon". Get off my lawn, you kids! For the cantankerous, the grumpy, the grouchy, and the absurd. Available in other colors.

He may come off as bad-tempered, difficult and cantankerous. But trust me when I tell you that a curmudgeon is an independently thinking, extremely idealistic, rational, realist. It’s true, he doesn't suffer fools gladly. However, he is actually a deeply caring individual that chooses to deliver his wishes and opinions in a terse, no-nonsense manner.

Simple white letters on black background: "aspiring curmudgeon". I'd prefer you somewhere other than my lawn, you kids!

Simple white letters on black background: "cantankerous". Curmudgeons and grumps and grouches, unite! Drink a toast to "bah humbug" and "get off my lawn" and practice your muttering to keep your hand in.

Mr Grumpy will see you now. Then again, maybe he won't.

Curmudgeons never apologize, never explain, and are always a little grumpy.

Curmudgeon In Training

Our top-selling t-shirts are unique graphic tees feature original artwork and humorous designs for those who love funny sayings and a touch of silliness. Our sarcastic tees are a refreshing departure from the ordinary, offering a blend of wit and style.

When it comes to John Wayne quotes, I figure the more curmudgeonly, the better.

Simple white letters on black background: "curmudgeon". Get off my lawn, you kids! For the grumpy and cranky of all ages. Also available: "aspiring curmudgeon" - if you're not quite grumpy enough (yet).

Awesomeness by Evan Ferstenfeld & Ian Byers.

Simple black letters on white background: "CURMUDGEON". Get off my lawn, you kids! For the grumpy and cranky of all ages. Also available: "aspiring curmudgeon" - if you're not quite grumpy enough (yet).

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Simple black letters on white background: "curmudgeon". Get off my lawn, you kids! For the grumpy and cranky of all ages. Also available: "aspiring curmudgeon" - if you're not quite grumpy enough (yet).

Simple white letters on black background: "CURMUDGEON". Get off my lawn, you kids! For the grumpy and cranky of all ages. Also available: "aspiring curmudgeon" - if you're not quite grumpy enough (yet).

For all the reluctant participants out there, who need something to wear during the not so happy holidays. Bah humbug, as they say.

I'm a bit of a curmudgeon and I'm ok with that. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

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Simple white letters on black background: "grumpy old lady". Sometimes you just have to embrace who you're becoming, wild hair, eclectic fashions, and all. Get off my lawn, you kids. I'm a curmudgeon and don't care who knows it.

Just Say No To Encores! We just want to go home. Listen, we all love music and concerts, especially right now because I'm missing them a lot. When we get back to a bit of normalcy, we must all band together and tell bands & musicians: Quit it with this fake go off the stage and then come back to play crap. Play your additional 1-3 songs at the end of the regular set and be done with it

The word "Mamihlapinatapai" allegedly refers to "A look that without words is shared by two people who want to initiate something, but neither start" or "looking at each other hoping that either will offer to do something which both parties desire but are unwilling to do."

If you can read this, you are too close.

this is my day off

when you least expect it, it craps in your face.

Simple white letters on black background: "I've seen enough." That's it. I've seen enough. I can't even. Leave me alone because we're just done. Oh, and get off my lawn. For curmudgeons and aspiring grumps everywhere.

be old enough to know better

GO AWAY!

It's true. I am not for everyone. I'm an acquired taste. Appeals to many personality types: curmudgeon, elitist, drama king or queen, introvert, extrovert.

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Simple white letters on black background: "grumpy old man". Sometimes you just have to embrace who you're becoming, shaggy eyebrows, ear hair, and all. Get off my lawn, you kids. I'm a curmudgeon and don't care who knows it.

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