Cynical Kids Hoodies

when you think I care

Ubi Amor Ibi Dolor is a wise Latin phrase meaning Where There’s Love There’s Pain. Features the comforting Latin phrase/motto in both Latin and English written in elegant text. Cool gift idea for teachers/students of western philosophy and Stoicism, hopeless romantics, those who may have been hurt by love, cynics, and fans of the Latin language.

Is It Friday Yet? Funny Sarcastic NSFW Rude Inappropriate Saying. This design is the perfect gift for family and friends that love an inappropriate sweary pop culture saying. The simple typographic statement is great on a T-Shirt, Tank Top, Hoodie, Tote Bag or Homewares. Perfect Birthday Present.

Is It Friday Yet? Funny Sarcastic NSFW Rude Inappropriate Saying. This design is the perfect gift for family and friends that love an inappropriate sweary pop culture saying. The simple typographic statement is great on a T-Shirt, Tank Top, Hoodie, Tote Bag or Homewares. Perfect Birthday Present.

I tolerate stupid questions. Impertinent person.

"everything happens for a reason"

but, in this town, who'll notice?

science, doesn't mean it's wrong.

There is nothing like comfort food

For when life isn't very plantastic.

Little skater with an attitude

Divided we stand, united we fall pun design. Express your self with a cynical and sarcastic way, full of black humour

and all I have is chopsticks

let them go

Not that I'm bitter.

You choose what's better

הכל שטויות וכולם טיפשים

Dead inside

Sorry about that.

Or just when I'm around?

Passively aggress, with this stylish design!

is my worst enema

Conceit is a fault. I have no faults.

Everything Happens For No Reason.

unless that new experience is a tiger

Enough said

For you procrastinator or your lazy friend who never seems to get tasks on time and is absolutely proud of it. "Never Put Off Till Tomorrow What You Can Do The Day After Tomorrow Just As Well" quote revisited. Vintage cool design.

Which is enough for me

It's always a food fight

''Some people manipulate you with cynical look to make you fell guilty. Fight them all, don't let them mess you up''

Karma Will Fix It. Funny Sarcastic NSFW Rude Inappropriate Saying. This design is the perfect gift for family and friends that love an inappropriate sweary pop culture saying. The simple typographic statement is great on a T-Shirt, Tank Top, Hoodie, Tote Bag or Homewares. Perfect Birthday Present.

I create new screw-ups every day.

Taking things too far in 2024 written in bold white letters.

Not all skeletons can be happy

You remind me of when I was young and stupid

Show off your true, anti-social, sarcastic, rude side. with this saying.