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First President Kids Hoodies

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While he was our nation’s actual first president, few people know about Andrew James Buttsmore. Born in Feb 13th, 1730; Buttsmore would become the First President of the United States, but would soon be stricken from history by an embarrassed and ungrateful country. After his horrific and untimely death on April 29th, 1789, Congress would appoint a young taffy puller named Georgie Washaton as 1st Runner Up President. Buttsmore was born with a rare birth defect, which would ultimately lead Congress’s choice to erase him from history after his death. It was thought that the fledgling America would not survive the world’s ridicule over their first leader. After striking him from history the Persona of “The Father of Our Country: George Washington” was created. Andrew James Buttsmore died in 1789 from a defect related disease known as “Cranial Dysentery”, He was survived by his husband Benjamin Franklin and their horse/love slave Juniper. xaq-industries.com

Tags: conspiracy, cover-up, conspiracy-theory, new-world-order, illuminati

Tags: first-president, american-revolution, washington, george

Washington Kids Hoodie

by LISTERGALLERY
$36
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George Washington Unicorn

Tags: unicorn, george-washington-memorial, horse, unicorny, parody

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The first president knows how to party.

Tags: washington, george, george-washington, president, president-washington

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Revolution fight for your right !

Tags: revolution, fight, right, fist, raiseup

Revolution Kids Hoodie

by adamanartwork
$36
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George Washington Portrait

Tags: george-wasgington, george-washington-memorial, george-washington-american-president, george-washintgon, george-washington-standing

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Our mascot, General George Washington lives on in our hearts and now on our t-shirts.

Tags: first-president, founding-father, spirit-of-76, fireworks, fireworks-old-school

General George Kids Hoodie

by SkyBacon
$36
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The Griffin Passant Streetwear is a unique kind of design work, derivative of Japanese style streetwear and artwork. It encompasses many different levels of popular culture,music, movies, television, art and current events. Inspired by the everyday and the everywhere of life on Earth. Trying to bridge the gap between the mundane and the extraordinary.

Tags: us-president, american, american-revolution, fashion, clothing

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Check Out Our Designs Here: smarturl.it/rockbottommerch

Tags: bart, bart-simpson, tony-montana, simpson, al-pacino

First You Get The Sugar Kids Hoodie

by rockbottomaustralia
$36

Tags: making-america-great-again, humor, you, curb-your-enthusiasm, pretty-pretty-pretty-good

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"You boys go outside and play with your knives!"

Tags: humor, parody, childrens-books, funny, kids-book

My First Knife Fight Kids Hoodie

by StevenRhodes
$36

Tags: alexander-hamilton, lin-manuel-miranda, aaron-burr, hamiltrash, leslie-odom-jr

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As the survivors are struggling against Negan and his forces there’s only one man who can give them a command so they can rise up.

Tags: the-walking-dead, rick-grimes, rick-grimes-for-president, hamilton, george-washington

Here Comes the General Kids Hoodie

by ClairesGreetings
$36
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What if George Washington took the other path when he chopped down that Cherry Tree. Instead of saying "I Can Not Tell a Lie", Let's say that Little George Washington decides to Lie and he Lies Big. So much so that his ethics and principles have been corrupted for good. As his moral character becomes Bankrupt, his family shuns him and his parents boot him onto the streets. Washington finds an alternate way of life... The life of a pirate. He eventually becomes America's Founding Pirate Father and the country becomes a Super Power by plundering the resources of other nations around the world.

Tags: alternate-history, pirate, george-washington, eagle, cherry-tree

Tags: art, money, cash, dollar, dollars

Dollar Bill Kids Hoodie

by LISTERGALLERY
$36
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America's first truly environmental president - and one who has a proclamation of only three words, in an exclusive order. Just don't call his Vice President a raccoon, and I'm sure we'll all get on fine.

Tags: comics, election, 2016, president, tree

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Just two presidents kicking it old school. Only a fist bump for liberty can bring them together for life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

Tags: lol, president, presidential, first-president, george-washington

Tags: typhoonic, cute, cool, cult, digimon tri

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First in war, first in peace, first in being digitized and transmitted to a digital frontier.

Tags: nerd, geek, funny, movies, parody

George WashingTron Kids Hoodie

by jamacfarlane
$36
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a hamilton/star wars crossover!

Tags: star-wars, hamilton, starwars

Burr shot first Kids Hoodie

by maestosos
$36
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WEST WING President BARTLET 1998 President Bartlet For America Jed Bartlet White House

Tags: president-bartlet, jed-bartlet, josiah-bartlet, vote-for-bartlet, bartlet-for-america

Tags: humor, politic, hillary, democracy, voting

president Kids Hoodie

by day_at
$36

Tags: alexander-hamilton, aaron-burr, revolutionary-war, 1776, broadway-musical

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George Washington as a centaur

Tags: centaurs, horses, horse, centaur, washington-dc

A-MARE-ica Kids Hoodie

by ginandcats
$36
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United States of America - One Dollar Bill featuring the First POTUS George Washington.

Tags: one-dollar-bill, dollar, dollars, dollar-bill, george-washington

Tags: vote-for, bernie-sanders, feel-the-bern, presidential-election, rick-roll

Tags: the-walking-dead, mr-meeseeks, meeseeks, rick, rick-sanchez

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Tribute to Big Hero 6, Hiro and Baymax. ;) *fist bump*

Tags: baymax, hiro hamada, robot, first bump, disney

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George Washington's going home in this rad new Banksy/Hamilton mashup tee!

Tags: hamilton, banksy-flower-thrower, banksy-syle, banksy, banksy-mashup

Tags: zoidberg, bender, leela, planet-express, dr-zoidberg

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Show Oprah your support!

Tags: president, election, 2020, vote

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America First w/ Nick Fuentes official logo!

Tags: politics, america

America First! Kids Hoodie

by RightSideBroadcasting
$36
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Harambe For President T-Shirt - vote Harambe for President 2016. Harambe the Gorilla is the change candidate. Support Harambe with this dank meme design today!

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First Goomba? Yeah, I did, too…

Tags: super-mario-brothers, video-games, gaming, nintendo, videogames

First World Problems Kids Hoodie

by BiggStankDogg
$36
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