Greedo Kids Hoodies

Warn your bounty of how dangerous you are with a cozy design!

A quick design.

A twist on the classic "Han Shot First" debate with some of Jim Henson's first Muppet characters — Wilkins & Wontkins!

There are people out there who haven't had the privilege of experiencing the original trilogy, at least not through official channels. Why? Because they were born too late and it hasn't been released on blu ray without the silly special edition scenes. Some of us vintage geeks remember, though, and fondly reminisce about a more civilized age.

One Shot, One Kill

A wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Creature Cantina Super Hero Squad!

Greedo features in this Public Service Announcement from Rodians everywhere who are really tired of dying in slow-draw gunfights in cantinas across the galaxy. Plus, anything that speaks to our inner Han Solo can't ever be a bad thing, right?

Greedo has finally lost it.

Celebrate St. Patrick's Day with everyone's favorite green bounty hunter, Greedo. He's not Irish, but Rodians still like to smooch.

Roll up! Roll up! Roll up for the Magical Cantina Tour! They don't serve your kind but they're dying to take you away!

Cornucopia of characters

Oona Goota Solo?

The debate is over. Quick Draw shot first

Are YOU a guild member?

Fictional (but legendary) punk icons Mynökhead bring us their new LP "Han Shot First"

That's what it says, in Aurabesh. If you know what that means & you like obscure jokes, this might be perfect for you.

9 out of 10 stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy nerfherders agree.

Who knew Rodians bled so much?

Greedo reading his script.

Battle cry of those who didn't shoot first.

Fictional (but legendary) punk icons Mynökhead bring us their new LP "Han Shot First"

An addition to a certain sci-fi movie on a certain streaming service has created quite a stir. This shirt celebrates it.

I Find Your Lack of Maclunkey Disturbing

One of the lesser known conspiracies surrounding the JFK assassination is that he actually shot Greedo first, so the CIA had to assassinate him. or something.

SKATE STAR WARS FIRST!

greed and fear ecosystem

DL 44 Blaster

You know when you're streaming a classic film for the first time ever and, suddenly, a character in a re-edited scene just yells, "Maclunkey!" and you're baffled? If so, this.

Maclunkey. Maclunkey. Maclunkey. Maclunkey. Maclunkey. Maclunkey.

Greedo will live in infamy

Poor Greedo's parents went away for the holidays and left him home alone!

Parody Mos Eisley Cantina

Straight Outta Scarif the planet from the new Star Wars movie Rogue One

A photograph of a Funko Collectible of Han & Greedo's Confrontation in Mos Eisley Cantina