Handbook Kids Hoodies

its showtime

In case of an emergency, draw a door and knock three times.

Don't lose it!!

Watch out for those sand worms

"This thing reads like stereo instructions!"

Bring all of the Beetlejuice vibes to your space with this Handbook for the Recently Deceased inspired art

Handbook For The Recently Victorian

Inspired by the amazing movie, Beetlejuice, comes my version of a copy of the Handbook For The Recently Deceased. Makes a great novelty gift for any Beetlejuice Fan!

"Well, I've read through that handbook for the recently deceased. It says: 'live people ignore the strange and unusual'. I myself am strange and unusual."

I, myself, am strange and unusual

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The Combine Honnete Ober Advancer Mercantiles or CHOAM controls all economic affairs across the cosmos, although it relies upon the Spacing Guild for transport across space due to the Guild's monopoly on faster-than-light travel. CHOAM touched almost all products the Guild will transport, from art forms to technology and of course melange. Many Houses depend on CHOAM profits, and an enormous proportion of those depend on melange. Of course if you're interested in this shirt, you probably knew all that already as you've read Dune. This original CHOAM design includes some light vintage wear to give it a little authenticity and galactic cred.

for the love of beetlejuice <3

The only way to Jump in the Line

Epictetus was a disabled Greek philosopher who lived from 55 to 135 C.E. He was born a slave in present day Turkey and lived in Rome. He studied philosophy under Musonius Rufus. He eventually gained his freedom and became an influential teacher of philosophy in his own right. His discourses were transcribed and compiled by his pupil, Arrian.

The absurd and hilarious Delia Deetz in Beetlejuice was the role that introduced me to the brilliant Catherine O'Hara. Between this, SCTV, the Christopher Guest films, and now Schitt's Creek, she has become one of the all-time greats. Catherine is unquestionably one of the funniest human beings on the earth, and one of the main reasons I have watched Beetlejuice hundreds of times ... hence my entire collection dedicated to this masterpiece.

You're gonna use up all your help vouchers

It's Showtime!

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Book

Hollywood Never Sleep that's where new stars are being created all the time

If you don't let me gut out this house and make it my own, I will go insane and take you with me!

Lydia The Shutterbug from Beetlejuice.

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Hollywood Handbook

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Take the White Pill There's always hope

Vintage BSA handbook cover

The Official artwork from “The Witch’s Handbook to a Cozy Halloween.” An essential pattern for any modern Witch!

Very stylish 70s handbook for the MG sports car.

Stylish cover to the handbook for a Triumph GT6 sports car.

Cover to a handbook for the famous British Triumph sports car.

Super 1970s cover to a Renault 6 owner's manual.

PRO TIPS & TRICKS

Take the Red Pill Wake up

Otho actually had some pretty good design ideas.