I Will Shut Kids Hoodies

No exceptions

Either shut up or off with your head.

Will Squat For Pizza for squat and pizza lovers.

I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you t-shirt

This awesome basketball player's saying is perfect for anyone who is the star of their team and knows that their basketball dribbling skills are unmatched on the court! Perfect for any high school or college basketball athletes! This funny basketball design would make a great gift for anyone who is obsessed with basketball & loves fun basketball puns and basket ball jokes! Any basketball loving kid or local team coach would love this hilarious dribbling design!

A protagonist (meaning 'one who plays the first part, chief actor') is the main character of a story. The protagonist is at the center of the story, makes the key decisions, and experiences the consequences of those decisions. The protagonist is the primary agent propelling the story forward, and is often the character who faces the most significant obstacles. If a story contains a subplot, or is a narrative made up of several stories, then each subplot may have its own protagonist. The protagonist is the character whose fate is most closely followed by the reader or audience, and who is opposed by the antagonist.

I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you t-shirt

"When someone attacks you, retaliate. Be brutal, be fierce."

I Will Shut That Shit Down No Exceptions

Shut down the virus not the country

I'd slap you but poop splatters. Sarcastic typography design perfect for anyone with a short temper and a humorous attitude. It's also a great idea as a gift for that grumpy friend of yours who loves making fun of everyone