Liv Deo Kids Hoodies

What's that in the sky? It's a moth! It's a man! It's a mothman!

It's just the pits.

Water horse? Sea monster? Long lost plesiosaur? ... a toy boat? Don't be ridiculous!

Developing a thick skin helps, but patience is finite. *The polite version.*

"Allow me to show you the latest poem I've been working on... pray tell friend, do you happen to know a word that rhymes with 'ribbit'?"

Protector of parties, caped crusader of corn chips, guardian of guac, fighting the good fight against double dippers! Always shows up around football season...

Why are blue whales so blue? Well, they're the biggest animals on the planet, and being surrounded by thousands upon thousands of little things can get pretty overwhelming!

~ I want to believe ~

An ambush! ... with a bushy tail??

Specializing in potions, draughts, and the occasional transmhootation.

*fart noises* [ updated 9/3/22 ]

The best beat is the one in your chest. Perfect for: DJs, musicians, ravers, music lovers, folks who enjoy a good party.

Hold on, I'm picking up some EMF readings...

The best, most advanced way to view a movie: through the colored plastic lenses of a bit of cardboard sitting on your nose.

What do you mean, "aliens aren't real?"

You get pretty good at chillin' when you spend your time in a freezer.