Machete Kids Hoodies

that... that's not a razor, it's a machete

Memories.

Do you have random teeenagers messing up your beautiful lake? Well put Jason and his team of machetes on the job! We will protect the lake!!

THE MACHETE WITH THE RED HANDLE

Horror teddy bears! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Bloody machete 13 slasher film t-shirt and gifts for horror movie fans

This panda is a maniacal bamboo serial killer. A horror movie parody

Brazilian porcupine with machete and banana. Illustration.

Sarcastic approach to the famous bathtub scene.

They may have taken his legs, but he'd be damned if they were gonna take his breasts too! http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

Slasher attack!

Puerto Rican flag attached to a machete.

Emerges very slowly

A severed head and two machetes! Severed Head / Horror / Macabre. Orange version.

ASCEND Bladed. A T-shirt designed for those who consider themselves the sharpest tools in the shed. It includes the Ascension Threads Logo designed to have edges that cut deep, accompanied with the word "Asend" also designed in the same style. Join our army and fight this fight of life!

A severed head and two machetes! Severed Head / Horror / Macabre.

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hanging out to dry