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Mock Advice Kids Hoodies

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Band geeks and musicians who play in an orchestra or professional symphony have never been told they play their brass instrument too much.

Tags: metal, retro, band, french-horn, marching

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“Music Snob Tip #696: Stationary jams and grooves are STRICTLY PROHIBITED.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The thirty-seventh design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens (and the first to debut on TeePublic!

Tags: gaming, art, keytar, genres, genre

Obey the Keytar Kids Hoodie

by ElizabethOwens
$36
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Concert Hands made of Rock.

Tags: gigs, metal, hands, humor, heavymetal

Rock Hands Kids Hoodie

by steveashillustration1971
$36
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“Music Snob Tip #376: Don't wear the t-shirt of the band you're going to see.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The first design in a series of ‘Music Snob Tips’ by Elizabeth Owens.

Tags: band, rock, music, bandshirt, punk-band

The Shirt of the Band Kids Hoodie

by ElizabethOwens
$36
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“Music Snob Tip #073: The longer the hair, the deeper the roots... rock.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The tenth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.

Tags: silhouette, 1970s, stillwater, seventies, roots

The Longer the Hair Kids Hoodie

by ElizabethOwens
$36
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Love hard rock and/or metal? Want to see “Perpetual Hiatus Tour”? Here's your ticket (or, at the very least, the tour merch!) “Music Snob Tip #422: The PERPETUAL HIATUS Tour! Featuring I.D.K., with special guests The Noshows & C. Ya Neva. At some place, who knows when?” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The twenty-seventh design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.

Tags: fire, flame, flames, 1980s, 1980

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“Music Snob Tip #541: ROCK OUT with your index and pinky fingers OUT.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The thirty-fifth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.

Tags: music-snob-tip, punk, rock-concerts, gig, concert

Rock Out Kids Hoodie

by ElizabethOwens
$36
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“Music Snob Tip #062: Cassettes. Easily portable. Hardly vinyl.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The twenty-fourth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.

Tags: music-genres, alt-rock, scene, punk, rnfnr

Cassettes. Kids Hoodie

by ElizabethOwens
$36
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“Music Snob Tip #20/20: Bands that wear eyeglasses tend to have the best songs.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The sixth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.

Tags: music, silly, funny, humor, wit

Fourth Eye Blind Kids Hoodie

by ElizabethOwens
$36
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“Music Snob Tip #726: A band is only as good as its LOGO/MUSIC!” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The thirty-eighth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens (and the second to debut on TeePublic!)

Tags: music, geek, nerd, parody, scene

Logo vs. Music Kids Hoodie

by ElizabethOwens
$36
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“Music Snob Tip #002: Vinyl. Accept nothing else.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The third design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.

Tags: music, music-snob-tips, music-snob-tip, music-genres, analog

Vinyl. Kids Hoodie

by ElizabethOwens
$36
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The same as “Flutes — Music Snob Tip #413,” but in an alternate color treatment! What fun! “Music Snob Tip #413: Flutes — so cool, only BAND GEEKS can hear 'em.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The eighteenth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.

Tags: geek, music, jazz, symphonic-band, concert-band

MORE Flutes Kids Hoodie

by ElizabethOwens
$36
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“Music Snob Tip #074: The higher, the fly-er...” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The eleventh design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.

Tags: head, travel, fly, stars, star

The Higher, The Fly-er Kids Hoodie

by ElizabethOwens
$36
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(Perfect for any Music Theory enthusiasts whose skin crawls at the thought of dissonant chords.) “Music Snob Tip #439: Don't let the DISSONANCE make you DISTANT.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The twenty-sixth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.

Tags: music, splatter, red, orange, october

Spooky Scary Dissonance! Kids Hoodie

by ElizabethOwens
$36
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“Music Snob Tip #239: NEVER call any BANDS by their FULL NAMES.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The thirty-ninth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens (and the third to debut on TeePublic!)

Tags: music, full-names, full-name, initial, name

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“Music Snob Tip #075: Music to DYE for.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The twenty-fifth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.

Tags: pastel, rainbow, dye, haircolor, paramore

To DYE For Kids Hoodie

by ElizabethOwens
$36
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The same as “To DYE For”, but in an alternate color treatment for light-colored shirts and hoodies! What fun! “Music Snob Tip #075: Music to DYE for.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The twenty-fifth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.

Tags: bright-hair, neon-hair, emo, headbang, headbangers

MORE to DYE For Kids Hoodie

by ElizabethOwens
$36
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“Music Snob Tip #413: Flutes — so cool, only BAND GEEKS can hear 'em.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The eighteenth design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.

Tags: geek, music, flautists, flautist, bandos

Flutes Kids Hoodie

by ElizabethOwens
$36
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Dr. Horrible in the style of Peanuts.

Tags: nerd, parody, pop-culture, dr-horrible, dr-horrible-sing-along-blog

Horrible Advice Kids Hoodie

by beware1984
$36
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“Music Snob Tip #704: you WIN... or you BREAK YOUR LEG.” “Music Snob Tips” are tips for the ultimate music hipsters and snobs to live by, for a superior lifestyle. (WARNING: Do not partake in “Music Snob Tips” if you do not understand the concept of sarcasm.) The thirty-third design in a series of “Music Snob Tips” by Elizabeth Owens.

Tags: music-snob-tips, music-snob-tip, rock-royalty, dave-grohl, tour

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A funny star wars cartoon inspired by the force awakens movie

Tags: bae, gaming, cute, funny, arcade

Advice Kids Hoodie

by BoggsNicolas
$36
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You can definitely trust this guy.

Tags: mum, wall, women, chef, cuisine

Baking Advice Kids Hoodie

by SophieCorrigan
$36

Tags: funny-moments, classic, friends, tv, television

Tags: unsolicited-advice, mashup, peanuts, martha-rodgers, castle

Unsolicited Advice Kids Hoodie

by randomship
$36
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Supreme mock logo cyrillic

Tags: logo, cyrillic, russian

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Finn + Rose

Tags: poe, the-force-awakins, cakeeaterdesigns, luke-skywalker, bb8

Rose’s advice Kids Hoodie

by CakeEaterDesigns
$36
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Need some bad advice? $1.00

Bad Advice Kids Hoodie

by TommyTomDesigns
$36
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Based on the popular meme.

Tags: x228pcx, abe-lincoln, funny, old-timey, lincoln

Abe's Advice Kids Hoodie

by binarygod
$36
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Sweetheart candy not the best adviser on Love

Tags: hearts, sweetheart, candy, love, humor

Sweet Advice Kids Hoodie

by kramcox
$36

Tags: colorado, boat-drinks, crime-noir, crime, gabrielle-anwar

Afterlife Advice Kids Hoodie

by MindsparkCreative
$36
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Don't teach my how to handle my children, I am living with one of yours and He needs a lot of improvement!

Tags: mum, mamma, witty, witty-phrase, baby

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What if Twilight just opted to do THIS for “Lesson Zero”?

Tags: my-little-pony, mlp-fim, mlpfim, twilight-sparkle, peanuts

Friendship Advice Kids Hoodie

by JulianWilbury
$36
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Custom digital artwork

Tags: typography, jokes, quotes, humor, vintage

Take My Advice Kids Hoodie

by Naumovski
$36
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My mommy has got this!

Tags: advice, funny-advice, funny, witty, witty-saying

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Expert Advice Hunt

Tags: expert, advice, hunt, expert-advice-hunt, top

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