Each purchase supports an independent artist.

Sort By:

Replace Kids Hoodies

Description

Ride your bicycle through Cabot Cove wearing this fetching t-shirt design, and let everyone know you're out to either write, solve, or possible commit, murder! Just like Jessica Fletcher!

Tags: 1980s, crime, crime-fighter, cult-classic, classic-tv

Description

California Penal Code section 187, subdivision (a) defines murder as “the unlawful killing of a human being, or a fetus, with malice aforethought.” Credit http://www.onlygfx.com/15-blood-splatter-textures-jpg/ for the blood spatter graphics.

Tags: seven, eighty, eight, one, code

Description

ANATOMY OF A MURDER

Tags: movie, cartel, anatomy-of-a-murder, graphic-design, saul-bass

SAUL BASS Kids Hoodie

by LePoulpe
$36 $30
Description

Every time...

Tags: humor, adult, silly, cakeeaterdesigns, usps

Knock on the door - 2 Kids Hoodie

by CakeEaterDesigns
$36 $30
Description

It's not easy planning a murder. It takes Smarts. Guts. Determination. A will to do the worst thing imaginable. And a minimum of three or more crows in the same area.

Tags: wordplay, plan, avian, bird, crow

Premeditated Murder Kids Hoodie

by NerdWordApparel
$36 $30
Description

This picture depicts a dog-powered vehicle driven by a woman. The dogs are shut up inside the front wheel devised on the same principle as a squirrel cage. Contrary to the name, no squirrels are involved. Read about the logic of this contraption in the inventor's words at: http://pdtee.weebly.com/the-velocipde.html

Tags: ride, rider, cyclist, cycle, pets

The Velocipede Kids Hoodie

by PDTees
$36 $30

Tags: gengar, pokemon, mega-gengar, lavender-town, tower

Why aint you Laughing? Kids Hoodie

by Krissthen
$36 $30
Description

It's a dirty job....

Tags: robot, robots, scifi, android, mecha

Killbots Kids Hoodie

by earmites
$36 $30
Description

For those in the dating world, if someone you just met doesn't like hip hop, techno, or electronic music the way you do, let them know it's perfectly okay if they don't like you back.

Tags: beatbox, dance-studio, dance, dring, disco

Description

That’s me every time...

Tags: ups, door, postal, knock, keep

Knocking on the door - 1 Kids Hoodie

by CakeEaterDesigns
$36 $30
Description

Shachath is only a call away

Tags: shachath, dark-cousin, ahs, american-horror-story, asylum

Description

This clothing will totally communicate that you do not want to murder anyone, just like you want them to think.

Tags: crime, psychology, warning, trigger, colbert

Not Going To Murder You Kids Hoodie

by messiahcomplex
$36 $30
Description

Murder of Crows vigour from the video game Bioshock: Infinite "MURDER OF CROWS: Stun and damage your enemies with a thousand needling beaks." ― Fink Manufacturing advertisement

Tags: art, nerd, woah-jonny, objectivism, ayn-rand

Murder of Crows Kids Hoodie

by Woah_Jonny
$36 $30

Tags: prison-shanks, prison, shank, art, funny

prison shanks Kids Hoodie

by TenTimeskarma
$36 $30

Murder Your Career Kids Hoodie

by TrendicularDesigns
$36 $30

Tags: skullthrone, blood-god, bloodgod, murica, parody

Main Tag

Tags: monsters, curiosity, motivational, inspirational, movie

Replace Fear Kids Hoodie

by PaunLiviu
$36 $30
Main Tag
Description

Curiosity

Tags: halloween, art, horror, epic, illustration

Replace Fear Kids Hoodie

by PaunLiviu
$36 $30
Description

Could you replace Shane Watson at 3?

Tags: cricket, world-cup, funny

Replace Watson Kids Hoodie

by SayItProud
$36 $30
Description

Protest Trump by calling for the impeachment and replacement of the president.

Tags: obamacare, donald-trump, trumpcare, replace, funny

Impeach & Replace Kids Hoodie

by politictees
$36 $30

Tags: blacklivesmatter, immigrants, lgbtq, feminism, political

We Will Replace You Kids Hoodie

by gbeavers
$36 $30
Description

Exercise your free speech with these great products.

Tags: political, president, election, vote, donald-trump

Repeal and Replace Trump Kids Hoodie

by helloshirts
$36 $30
Description

Repeal and Replace Donald Trump

Tags: liberal, democratic-party, democrat, democart, trump

Tags: protest, resist, resist-trump, anti-trump, replace-later

Tags: repeal-and-go, repeal-and-replace

Description

Looking for the funniest Halloween shirts of the season? Look no further!! We have all the trendiest and best shirts for this year right in our collection.

Tags: zombie, bones, costume, makeup, skull

Description

Looking for the funniest Halloween shirts of the season? Look no further!! We have all the trendiest and best shirts for this year right in our collection.

Tags: skull, zombie, skeleton, dead, bones

Main Tag
Description

I’M AFRAID IF I GIVE UP SHOPPING I’LL HAVE TO REPLACE IT WITH MURDER –

Tags: funny, murder, replace, give-shopping, most-recent

Description

And I said, 'why?' 'Why do you do this?'

Tags: boy, judgement, vintage, party, undertale

The One Thing Kids Hoodie

by FleurCrafts
$36 $30
Description

PLAYAS ALWAYS HAVE A MAIN PIECE AND MULTIPLE SIDE CHICKS. THE MAIN PIECE IS THE THE FRANCHISE WHICH IS THE GIRLFRIEND OR GF...THEN GOT YOUR SIDE CHICKS THAT YOU SPEND TIME WITH, FROM TIME TO TIME. THE SIDE CHIKS ARE...THE HEAD COACH CUZ SHE LOVE GIVING BJ’S WHICH SHE’S KNOWN AS THE FREAK. THE M.V.P, SHE’S THE EYE CANDY THAT MAN ARE ATTRACTED TO AND CONSIDER THE 9 AND 10’S LOOKWISE. THE ROOKIE CUZ SHE JUST BEEN RECRUITED TO THE TEAM. YOU JUST MET HER EARLIER. THEN LAST BUT NOT LEAST THE FREE AGENT. SHE HAS BEEN YOUR SIDE CHICK FOR A MINUTE NOW AND SHE’S STARTING TO CATCH FEELINGS, SHE COULD FUCK UP YOUR SHIT WITH YOUR GF. SHE THE FREE AGENT CUZ SHE CAN BE REPLACE AT ANYTIME. SO WHEN YOU COMBINE YOUR SIDE CHICKS WITH YOUR MAIN PIECE, YOU GOT YOURSELF YOUR STARTING 5 FOR STARTING LINEUP.

Tags: woman, females, starting-5, bitches, hoes

Description

Grand Old Party

Tags: politics, repeal, democrat, repeal-trumpcare, repeal-and-replace

close
or

Username will also be used as your store name.

or