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Funny kitchen pun says Zero Forks Given.
silverware, no-forks-given, no-effs, kitchen, zero-effs
Why root for one team or the other when you can pull for both?
number-1, foam-finger, banner, doodle, silly
Are you ready to feast?
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Gobble 'Til You Wobble
silverware, festive, wobble, holiday, gobble
It never fails. You're the only utensil in the drawer, the coaster is clear, you cut the sharp cheddar and BAM!... Spork shows up. Hate that guy. He's not even real silver.
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Support local family farms - eat local!
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If you have a gut some tolerant and "inclusive" hipsters may not tolerate or include you at all. Tell them to eat it!!!
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