Threepwood Kids Hoodies

Scumm Bar official merchandise is here to celebrate the 25th anniversary of Monkey Island! Only at the Scumm Bar you can enjoy the original Grog, the legendary secret mixture that contains one or more of the following: - Kerosene - Propylene Glycol - Artificial Sweeteners - Sulfuric Acid - Rum - Acetone - Battery Acid - Red Dye #2 - Scumm - Axle grease and/or pepperoni

Guybrush Ulysses Threepwood is the main protagonist of the Monkey Island series. He was first introduced in the Secret of Monkey Island as an ambitious, though somewhat naive wannabe-pirate. By the series' end, he had established himself as a competent swashbuckler.

Guybrush Threepwood

Guybrsuh I did in my comic style! Hope you'll like it!

Guybrush Threepwood

Guybrush Threepwood Retro Japanese

Guybrush using a cooking pot as a helmet in pixel art.

Guybrush Threepwood Around The Christmas Tree

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Secret of monkey

Guybrush Ulysses Threepwood from the awesome 80s game: The Secret of Monkey Island.

The Curse of Shakespeare Island!

somewhere, deep in the caribbean...

The reward for the fabulous Mêlée Island Treasure Trove! Taken from "The secret of Monkey Island", one of the most memorable games from Ron Gilbert and LucasFilm (later LucasArts, closed in 2013). This object is as famous as the "rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle" and twice as fashionable. If you're a point and click maniac, you can't do without!!!

A beer label design for the strongest craft ale known to pirates (or monkey's) guaranteed to dissolve locks or stave off pox, but beware if not carefully stored it will go skunky, not that anyone would notice!

The secret, the curse, the legend...

Retro Adventure video game Monkey Island 2 Items t-shirt.

Golden

Guybrush Threepwood, Mighty Pirate

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Guybrush Threepwood on new adventures, TinTin style!

Mighty pirate retro style from the 80s.

Making voodoo for guybrush

Have you ever dreamt to face the demonic pirate LeChuck?

somewhere, deep in the caribbean...

Welcome to Mêlée Island, the favorite place deep in the Caribbean for the bloodiest pirates and home of the Scumm Bar!

I beat the Sword Master of Mêlée Island and all I got was this stupid t-shirt!

Behind you! A three-headed monkey!

rough design of Monkey

Everyone’s favourite vegab cannibals. The cannibals of Monkey Island, including tofu Guybrush Threepwood. “The three cannibals seen in this game [Curse of Monkey Island] are Lemon Head, Pineapple Head and Banana Head. The cannibals have now also completely abandoned their cannibalistic nature and consume only tofu, vegetables and fruit.”

As only and exclusively true 80s Kids™ and/or 90s Kids© know (since there is no worldwide repository of freely available data), there was once a time when you could do just about anything, as long as it could be described with one of a handful of words no longer than five letters. No matter whether you were a mighty pirate, a teenager caught up in mad science, medieval royalty, a janitor in space or a very sad middle-aged manchild clad in polyester, the possibilities were practically unlimited. Man, those were the days™©.

"X" marks the spot "X" never, ever marks the spot

Welcome to the Scumm Bar! The place where the most fearsome pirates meet to drink the best grog in the Caribbean!

Melee Island 90s gaming - Cool design with nostalgia for gamers olds school.