Cryptozoology Kids T-Shirts
These creatures seem to be tectonic entities animated by the transformed energy imparted to trees and branches when they are blown around in storms. A collection of fallen branches and logs that stride across the landscape, looking for more of it's kind. Gentle and lonely, they are very rare entities.
Tags: pseudoscience, paranormal, mothman, i-believe, big-foot
You don't have to be an atheist to want to keep science in science class. Sarcastically urging schools to teach other pseudosciences, myths and discredited theories is a fine way to show your pro-science stance. Darwin would be proud!
Tags: parody, funny, conspiracy, pseudoscience, creationism
Cryptozoology is literally the study of “hidden animals.” It is derived from the Greek κρυπτός, or kryptos, meaning ”hidden” + zoology. This Department is dedicated to the search for animals whose existence has not been proven, and the living examples of animals that are considered extinct. Given that you've completed all your assignments, there is a lovely Department T-shirt awaiting you on the other side of this lecture. multiple colors and styles - order a size up if you are in doubt.
Tags: nerd, elder-gods, dungeons-and-dragons, d-d, role-playing
Montani Semper Liberi. Hello people from the Mountain State. West Virginia! Are you proud of your state? This one is so perfect for you to wear! And in case you’re looking for more state themed shirts/designs, I got you covered! All you have to do is look for my other designs/collections. There are more state shirt designs available in different products!
Tags: west-virginia-funny, awesome, state, place, great
Put your hand up if you believe in Bigfoot or Sasquatch or any mythical creature for that matter! If you're about to go on an adventure, or Bigfoot hunt then you'll obviously want to wear this iconic Bigfoot T-Shirt, maybe you can get the beast to sign it so you have some Bigfoot evidence? Bigfoot is real and the only thing stopping you from finding Bigfoot is the fact that you don't have this shirt in your life. So do what any Sasquatch hunter would do and get this Squatchy t-shirt!
Tags: i-believe, cryptid, monster, the-truth-is-out-there, cryptozoology
Reportedly, Jackalopes are extremely shy unless approached. They can run up to 90 miles per hour. Legend also has it that female jackanapes can be milked as they sleep belly up and that the milk can be used for a variety of medicinal purposes. It has also been said that the Jackalope can convincingly imitate any sound, including the human voice. It uses this ability to elude pursuers, chiefly by using phrases such as “There he goes! That way!” During days of the Old West, when cowboys gathered by the campfires singing at night, Jackanapes could often be heard mimicking their voices. It is said that a Jackalope may be caught by putting a flask of whiskey out at night. The Jackalope will drink its fill of whiskey and its intoxication will make it easier to hunt. In some parts of the United States it is said that Jackalope meat has a taste similar to lobster. However, legend has it that they are dangerous if approached. It has also been said that Jackanapes will only breed during electrical storms including hail, explaining its rarity. If you want to catch a Jackalope you need to set a trap with Whiskey.
Tags: vintage, paint, painting, watercolor-painting, perfection