I Can't Keep Calm. I'm betting on College Football. Funny college gridiron t-shirts featuring Mudge Studios Take on the classic British WWII propaganda poster Keep Calm and Carry On for the College Pigskin fan.
America's first truly environmental president - and one who has a proclamation of only three words, in an exclusive order. Just don't call his Vice President a raccoon, and I'm sure we'll all get on fine.