Illuminati Kids T-Shirts
Description: “There is a theory going around that the U.S.A. was and still is a gigantic Masonic plot under the ultimate control of the group known as the Illuminati. It is difficult to look for long at the strange single eye crowning the pyramid which is found on every dollar bill and not begin to believe the story, a little." ― Thomas Pynchon, Gravity's Rainbow
Description: Join the cult of Above the Cut fandom with the official uniform of the ATC Secret Society. Wearing this shirt increases the efficacy of your third eye by at least 70 percent. While you're waiting interminably for the next Tool album to drop, why not buy this and feel transcendental in the meantime?
Description: For almost a hundred years science has been haunted by a dark secret: that there might be mysterious hidden worlds beyond our human senses. Mystics had long claimed there were such places. And the guardians of these places are all around us, manipulating world events at every turn for their nefarious purploses. Or, it might just be paranoia... Check the sizing chart!
