Monty Python And The Holy Grail Kids T-Shirts

I'm getting much better.

ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

Cross the Bridge of Death and avoid the Gorge of Eternal Peril!

Beware the Knights Who Say Ni! -- and of passing ruffians who say "Ni!" at will to old ladies!

Your mother was a hamster. And your father smelt of elderberries.

Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer!

ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

"We Are The Knights Who Say Ni And Who Demand A Shrubbery" - Inspired from the 1975 comedy Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

The black knight always triumphs!

Rabbit of Caerbannog

Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer!

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Mayhem in Mercia

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Black Knight

Elderberry Wine

Black Knight: None shall pass. King Arthur: What? Black Knight: None shall pass. King Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge. Black Knight: Then you shall die. King Arthur: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside! Black Knight: I move for no man. King Arthur: So be it! [rounds of melee, with Arthur cutting off the left arm of the black knight.] King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. Black Knight: Tis but a scratch. King Arthur: A scratch?! Your arm's off! Black Knight: No it isn't. King Arthur: Well what's that then? [Pointing to the knight's arm lying on the ground.] Black Knight: I've had worse. King Arthur: You liar! Black Knight: Come on then, you pansy!

Monty Python and the Holy Grail European Swallows carry a coconut. If you know, you know.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Peasant Dennis is being repressed.

Let's Not Bicker and Argue - Holy Grail is a quirky and humorous design inspired by Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Perfect for those obsessive fans who know their python. Grab it as the ideal birthday or Christmas gift for friends and family.

One must arm themselves against bunnies.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, this peasant woman didn't know they had a king. She thought they were an autonomous collective..

Holy Grail + Brotherhood of the Cruciform Sword Cross on the back

Well I didn't vote for him...

An awesome pencil and watercolor art piece that is a tribute to Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Two swallows carrying a coconut. It is that simple

Tis But a Scratch!

Tis just a flesh wound

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the poor falsely accused witch. They dressed her up like that. It's not her nose. It's a false one.

WOMAN: Well, how did you become King, then? ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake,... [angels sing] ...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king! DENNIS: Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

Abbey Road mashup

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the Dennis, the educated peasant.

Come and see the violence inherent in the system!

The Cave of Caerbannog is the home of the Legendary Black Beast of Arrrghhh

BEDEVERE: What makes you think she is a witch? VILLAGER #3: Well, she turned me into a newt. BEDEVERE: A newt? VILLAGER #3: I got better.

Beware the Black Knight...he'll bite your legs off!