Obscure Kids T-Shirts

Dark places by Loui Jover

From the episode "The Cryonic Woman" of Futurama.

Jan. 1851: Russian author Leo Tolstoy confides to his diary that he'd fallen in love at a party, and then as an afterthought - "Bought a horse which I don't need at all." Ah yes, unnecessary horse; who hasn't been there?! Style variations available.

The rich have always fed on the poor...

A funny name for a serious kitchen cart.

Beloved children's television star, (and Mayor of Living Island,) H. R. Pufnstuf is given the 'Obama: Hope' treatment in red, white, and blue! Original artwork/design by Christopher Toler / Tip-Tops Retro

People who sleep in their jeans live on another spectrum, maybe a higher plane of reality

From the episode "Radio Bart"

It is a member of the Snakeheads family. It is widely distributed from the Senegal River to the Chad system , including the Volta and Niger basins and many coastal basins in West Africa, up to the Nile and Congo River basins. It is a obligate air breather, meaning it will drown if not given access to breathe air. It inhabits marginal vegetation and flood plains. It feeds on insects and small fish. It can reach a maximum length of 50cm (about 20 inches).

From the episode "Less Than Hero" of Futurama.

From the episode "The Beast with a Billion Backs" of Futurama.

Indulge in an obscure trip down memory lane with this "Bafflebox Corporation" vintage logo t-shirt, where humor meets retro charm! 🧠 This design features a vintage-style logo adorned with a brain in a jar. With its quirky blend of oddball weirdness and nostalgia, this tee is perfect for anyone who likes to make people think WTF?. Wear it proudly and let the Bafflebox Corporation logo spark conversations and smiles wherever you go! 🧠 Please note this design is aged and distressed to let the underlying garment colour come through. #BaffleboxCorporation

Be not afraid for it is just a mere gyroscope grill...

They'll help you be on time!

Al's high performance luxury roadster, the Cadillac Allante. Produced from 1987 to 1993, the Allante was designed to compete with the Jaguar XJS and the Mercedes-Benz SL.

After taking a bite out of country and doing a little spoken word, ‘War in My Head – I’m Your Enemy’ completes the picture of GG Allin. Applying his hell spawned talents as a scat slinging messiah of misanthropy beyond scummified punk rock and into more experimental places. This album is a 40-minute-long sound collage of Allin’s spoken pieces patched together by the obscure band Shrinkwrap, with some assistance from the man himself. It’s a cool idea certainly, and it had potential to be something great, but sadly the efforts of both GG Allin and Shrinkwrap fall short here.

The official shirt of the Twitter contest OFAPZ. On the front the logo and on the back the dates of the winners.

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Ahh, steaky!

Not DeathMask!

Under Control

Obscure straight lines carved into stone surface. The only straight lines in nature are usually cased by human intervention.

Outside, I'm human. Inside, I'm a rat asking God to forgive me of my mortal sins. Great for people who resonate with rats

Let cryptic symbolism guide your path

Pixelated creepy turtle saying heh heh heh

Fancy Pants Old School Design

Swedish soul, Italian design!

The classic Pontiac Transporter

Adolescent Sex Original Aesthetic Tribute 〶

Embrace the magic of "Flapdoodle Industries" and let your imagination take flight! This design invites you into a place where the impossible becomes possible and creativity reigns supreme. Featuring a distressed retro logo, it's a wearable ode to the art of embracing the extraordinary in everyday life. Whether you're a dreamer, a believer, or simply love a touch of mystery, this tee is sure to spark conversation and curiosity wherever you go. "Banish the ordinary, wear the extraordinary."

Collab with my buddies at ETC Artistry! "By a route obscure and lonely, Haunted by ill angels only, Where an Eidolon, named NIGHT, On a black throne reigns upright, I have reached these lands but newly From an ultimate dim Thule— From a wild weird clime that lieth, sublime, Out of SPACE—Out of TIME." From "Dream-Land" by Edgar Allan Poe

Jan. 1851: Russian author Leo Tolstoy confides to his diary that he'd fallen in love at a party, and then as an afterthought - "Bought a horse which I don't need at all." Ah yes, unnecessary horse; who hasn't been there?! Style variations available.

Two skeleton hands forming a heart with their fingers, an art that combines humor with love and is perfect for those who love Halloween.

An 'Obscure Pop Culture Reference' to Retro TV classic, Gilligan's Island!

You see, the brain itself feels no pain if that concerns you, Clarice.