Oz 9 Kids T-Shirts

Worn on the flight suits of the Oz 9 crew! Sport your mission patch to look like a crew member.

Join the crew on board the Oz 9 ... or just wear them on a shirt, which you're far more likely to survive.

You have Leet's Heroic Running shirt, now have a face-off in your dresser drawer with le Bichon Frise's Nefarious Running!

He's amazing at mopping floors and scaring the hell out of the crew. His discovery of sandwich machines has eradicated any need for laxatives.

Dense enough to survive in deep space without a shirt, our fearless hacker probably already knows your password.

Former captain of the former 6748, Jessie James is not particularly fond of life aboard the Oz 9, but she's learning to survive.

He's pretty cranky at the best of times, but let's be honest: he's not exactly narrating the "best of times."

An errant olive may have turned Colin into Colin-plus, but to the crew of the Oz 9, he's still the arrogant, annoying Colin he's always been.

She may look innocent, but the Oz 9's Artificial Intelligence will fry you where you stand or gas you with experimental aromatherapy... you won't like it.

Love is Love. Thanks to our amazing artist, Lucas Elliott, for this special Pride Month design. All proceeds to The Trevor Project. If you want a different background color, shout to [email protected]!

Are you? Are you TRULY Oz 9 AF?

Cute AND smart and gradually realizing he's trapped with a bunch of idiots, our swamp-grazing zebra is starting to regret this voyage....

When you've done some nifty assassining and must get away quickly, it's time for ... nefarious running!

The 9-compoops are actually 9 in number now, with the addition of le Bichon Frise (pretty sure that's FREE-ZAY) and the Albatros!

The WiFiSciFi LIVE show is a reality because the peerless support of our fearless fans! Show off your medal of honor, faithful one. YOU MADE IT HAPPEN.

The Oz 9's two headed repair bot at your service.

Greg, the robot zebra with flowing mane...it's a long story.