Live Was A Documentary Merch
Description: H.P. Lovecraft portrait and quote: We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.
H.P. Lovecraft portrait and quote: We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. Crewneck Sweatshirt
by artbleed2
$28 $35
Description: Steve: The Mighty Duck man, I swear to God, I was there. Doug: Of course you were, you were the one who yelled the Breakfast Clubber's name. Steve: I was like, "Emilio."
"I was like Emiliooo" - Night at the Roxbury Crewneck Sweatshirt
by BodinStreet
$28 $35
Description: What a goal to achieve! It takes the dream of owning a great stone fortress with towers and dungeons and ruins it with practical logistics and cleaning schedules no one wants to handle alone. The joke imagines one lonely person rattling around in a hundred empty rooms, shouting echo and hearing nothing back, paying heating for a banquet hall used only for cereal and scrolling on the phone in the cold. The comedy comes from the clash between the fantasy and boring reality, why own drawbridges and specific passages when you only need one bedroom and a decent WiFi signal. It makes grandeur feel like a very inconvenient, very cold, very echoey housekeeping job that never ends and costs a fortune in candles, brooms, and repairs for leaky roofs.
What would be the point of buying a giant medieval castle if only one person was going to live there? Phone Case
by englishlearning
$17 $23
Description: A plump white bird with inky-tipped wings stands proudly, its golden beak gleaming and round eyes sharp with conviction. Rosy cheeks hint at warmth, but its furrowed brow shows fiery determination. Though small, it carries immense spirit and refuses to be ignored. This steadfast creature, who knows we live in a kakistocracy, is named Corven Brightfeather.
Corven Brightfeather - We live in a kakistocracy. Bag
by Newdlebobs
$19 $24
Idiocracy Was A Documentary - Retro Movie Quote Magnet
by rutskur
$3.75 $4.75
I Was a Good Girl - HDTGM LIVE in Toronto Tank Top
by HowDidThisGetMade
$16 $21
Live so, that if your life was a book. Florida would ban it Posters and Art
by Fierce Femme Designs
$10 $14
