Live Was A Documentary T-Shirts
Description: Denis Diderot quote: Man was born to live with his fellow human beings. Separate him, isolate him, his character will go bad, a thousand ridiculous affects will invade his heart, extravagant thoughts will germinate in his brain, like thorns in an uncultivated land.
Description: What a goal to achieve! It takes the dream of owning a great stone fortress with towers and dungeons and ruins it with practical logistics and cleaning schedules no one wants to handle alone. The joke imagines one lonely person rattling around in a hundred empty rooms, shouting echo and hearing nothing back, paying heating for a banquet hall used only for cereal and scrolling on the phone in the cold. The comedy comes from the clash between the fantasy and boring reality, why own drawbridges and specific passages when you only need one bedroom and a decent WiFi signal. It makes grandeur feel like a very inconvenient, very cold, very echoey housekeeping job that never ends and costs a fortune in candles, brooms, and repairs for leaky roofs.
What would be the point of buying a giant medieval castle if only one person was going to live there? T-Shirt
by englishlearning
$24 $29
Description: A plump white bird with inky-tipped wings stands proudly, its golden beak gleaming and round eyes sharp with conviction. Rosy cheeks hint at warmth, but its furrowed brow shows fiery determination. Though small, it carries immense spirit and refuses to be ignored. This steadfast creature, who knows we live in a kakistocracy, is named Corven Brightfeather.
Description: Live so, that if your life was a book. Florida would ban it
Live so, that if your life was a book. Florida would ban it T-Shirt
by Fierce Femme Designs
$16 $24
