Monty Python And The Holy Grail Long Sleeve T-Shirts

“That Rabbit’s Dynamite!” You can look dynamite too in this tshirt, inspired by Monty Python and the quest for the Holy Grail. Design by Jessica Jacobs, 2021

Stylized, naive art of a swallow bird in a flight, The eye of the swallow is a reference to The Eye of Horus

Tablet's print

Tis But A Scratch funny artwork inspired from the 1975 comedy movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

I'm feeling better now.

Inspired by Medieval and Renaissance sayings and quotes. Also inspired by the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail,

Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor, I was so scared! Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer! Galahad: Get stuffed! Tim: He'll do you up a treat, mate. Galahad: Oh, yeah? Robin: Mangy Scots git! Tim: I'm warning you!

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Bedevere: “What makes you think she is a witch?” Peasant: “She turned me into a newt.” Bedevere: “A newt?” Peasant: “Well I got better.”

Tis but a scratch!

You've got no arms left !

If only they had paid attention to the sign

Ah don' wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food-trough wiper! Ah fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

Nudge, Nudge.

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy." And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--

When you don't actually have horses...

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of the fresh French taunter with one of his best zingers.

Run Away!

He is a killer...look at the bones man!.

They look for the Holy Grail after they are told to by God. The movie at first may seem like nonsense and a silly parody, but in reality,“Monty Python and the Holy Grail” demonstrates the truth of the Middle Ages, feudal hierarchy, and other topics we have discussed in class.

Inspired from the 1975 comedy Monty Python and the Holy Grail. King Arthur gets the better of the Black Knight by cutting off his limbs. However, despite losing his arms and legs slowly, the Black Knight refuses to yield and this is when he delivers the iconic quote "Just A Flesh Wound".

Get cute with this adorable pop art bunny portrait. Don't be fooled. This is one vicious rabbit.

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Here's my drawing of King Arthur and some indefatigable knights.

Show your support for the Holy Grail of government! Be the talk of your anarcho-syndicalist commune.

If you want to get around in camelot days you need to properly equip for travel. These coconuts are the right things you need to help you and Patsy get around the countryside

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In the frozen land of Nador, they were forced to eat Sir Robin’s Minstrels… And there was much rejoicing. “yay”

on his last limb

King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. Black Knight: Tis but a scratch. King Arthur: A scratch?! Your arm's off! Black Knight: No it isn't. King Arthur: Well what's that then? [Pointing to the knight's arm lying on the ground.] Black Knight: I've had worse. King Arthur: You liar!

Come for the scenery, stay cuz you're dead

I am he who can summon fire without flint or tinder.

ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

black knight

I blow my nose at you so-called Arthur King!

ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

ARTHUR: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plumber may seek warmer climes in winter yet these are not strangers to our land. SOLDIER #1: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?