Oz9 Long Sleeve T-Shirts

Join the crew on board the Oz 9 ... or just wear them on a shirt, which you're far more likely to survive.

Haven't you always wanted someone to narrate your life as you journey through it? We've got that. Only he doesn't like us very much.

He may not be too bright, but he lines up nicely.

Feeling a little rumbly and lightheaded? Seeing six of things and wishing for the sweet release of unconsciousness? Well, we WARNED you....

He's the ship's Public Relations guy. Or is he?

The famous French assassin's threat!

Didn't quite finish Captain school but strives mightily to keep her idiot crew alive. Bubble-wrap enthusiast.

Dense enough to survive in deep space without a shirt, our fearless hacker probably already knows your password.

Former captain of the former 6748, Jessie James is not particularly fond of life aboard the Oz 9, but she's learning to survive.

One of Leet's signature lines (and pastimes).

Love is Love. Thanks to our amazing artist, Lucas Elliott, for this special Pride Month design. All proceeds to The Trevor Project. If you want a different background color, shout to [email protected]!

Why does Joe always have his mop with him? Sandwiches.

When the dude who narrates your story doesn't really like you all that much...

Designed to fit your phone.

Here is the whole batch of 14 idiots all arranged neatly in a circle for G2HQ to make a dart board out of it.

Need heroing? Never fear, Leet is on the way, as soon as he finds a shirt and figures out how to open the electric doors.

This picture would never happen IRL because these two would never turn their backs on each other.

Show everyone that you're with stupid. Wear the names of the useless Oz 9 crew with pride.

Worn on the flight suits of the Oz 9 crew! Sport your mission patch to look like a crew member.