Provincetown Long Sleeve T-Shirts

Tired of wearing apparel that has misogynistic undertones? Do all other designs suck when you feel like blowing daddy's cash? If you answer yes to any of these questions, then throw your balled up bills Amber's way! Other reasons to buy her: she's good at making a "W' out of her fingers, so she's dexterous, and she had to work with Stacey Dash, so you know she's patient.

Resisting the urge to type out the lyrics to "Shoop" here. Ahhh! Niece my witness. Err! Can I get some fries. EEK! Yum yum chocolate chip. GAH! MAKE ME WANNA SCREAM OOH OOH I LIKE WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU DO WHAT YOU DO YOU MAKE ME WANNA SHOOP! ::shrugs::

With one week to go before the pageant, you were shopping online, clicking your way over to TeePublic, and buying cute tees in bulk on about 400 calories. You were ready!

Hometown Heroes Gifts and Apparel. Vintage P-Town Provincetown Vacation. Featuring a retro worn, distressed faded nautical design. The crossing Oars and Collegiate graphics is a perfect gift for beach goers who love being on the water. Must-have gear for planning a beach vacation, souvenir shopping or looking like a local. This vintage Provincetown Massachusetts Vacation Souvenir is a great look for anyone into fishing, boating, sailing, Captain and crew, boat owner, fisherman, surfer, or sailor or anyone who just loves the beach. Perfect for seaside memories.

You don't get cute, you get DROP DEAD GORGEOUS! And let me guess, your talent is cheerleading? God you look a lot like Amy Adams! Anyway, good luck with the Mount Rose American Teen Princess Pageant! I'm sure you'll knock 'em dead with your new duds (and exploding swan).

Alma, check your batteries! Then check out Sister Mary Patrick sliding up into that high note during "Oh Maria." Mater ad mater inter marata indeed! [closed captioned for the hearing impaired]

A Las Vegas Love Story!

Provincetown, MA with established date.

Provincetown Harbor is a large natural harbor located in the town of Provincetown, Massachusetts. The harbor is mostly 30 to 90 feet (9 to 27 m) deep and stretches roughly 1 mile (1.6 km) from northwest to southeast and 2 miles (3.2 km) from northeast to southwest – one large, deep basin with no dredged channel necessary for boats to enter and exit.

Provincetown by Marsden Hartley, 1916. Oil on board.

Sunny day in Provincetown with bouys and bicycles on the pier!

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Relive the experience of going from “What in the name of RuPaul is happening?” to “No! No! They’re crushing them! LOLOL. This is awful! LOLOL. Oh the humonarchy!” with this RuPaul’s Drag Race butterfly shirt by Hoagiemouth. #Neverforget

See you at Tea!

You know you've wanted to deck old Ouiser Boudreaux ever since she called the cops on you for skinny dipping in the waterhole. Sure, when you say "Hit this" you're usually talking about something else, but you're a dandy. Dandies love a good cat fight. And track lighting. Cat fights and track lighting.

Andy Warhol presents...JOE DALLESANDRO

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red tide in Provincetown

Yeah, werk as in bursting out of dudes donning a top hat, spats and a cane singing "Hello my baby, hello my honey," yeah, that kind of werk.

You’re glowing, girl! Are you in love?

Hometown Heroes Gifts and Apparel. Vintage P-Town Provincetown Vacation. Featuring a retro worn, distressed faded nautical design. The crossing Oars and Collegiate graphics is a perfect gift for beach goers who love being on the water. Must-have gear for planning a beach vacation, souvenir shopping or looking like a local. This vintage Provincetown Massachusetts Vacation Souvenir is a great look for anyone into fishing, boating, sailing, Captain and crew, boat owner, fisherman, surfer, or sailor or anyone who just loves the beach. Perfect for seaside memories.

What do people want more than a new single from Beyoncé? A cute ginger! Which means NOW is the time to show off your gingercorn status! Kick up them hooves, throw on some apparel by Hoagiemouth and power on that Beyoncé fan cause that ginger mane is thirsty for freedom, henny!

Bears are great, but Cubs are just as sweet and delicious. Cool off on those warm summer days by wearing this design, and maybe add an ice cream truck jingle to your phone.

Chill out with those sandy beach vibes on Cape Cod with this cute whale design.

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Om! ::slurp:: Berry Acai! I love that drink! I like to sip on this drink while reading my book, "Memoirs of a Golden Shower." ::Slurp:: Om. It's so good. It is a wild drink for wild queen like myself. Om. ::slurp::

Follow the Yellow Brick Road

"Maggie the cat is ALIVE!"

Girl, what part of "Take that thing off of your mouth" do you not understand? Cute look though. Very Victoria's Secret meets matador by way of Mortal Kombat at the Azusa Arcade. FIIIIISH!

Seals like the beaches of Cape Cod, and Great White Sharks like eating seals. You see where I'm going with this. Enjoy the Cape but be careful out there. Distressed design.

Fish on!

...lighting up the lonely stage.