View Askew Long Sleeve T-Shirts

Unique prints. Beautiful and custom made works of art.

You Dumb Bastard… it’s a schooner. Not a sailboat!

I hope you like it!

The Dynamic Hetero-Duo.

Small-time stoners putting together a crew...

You see us as you want to see us- in the most simplest terms,in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is not even supposed to be here today...and a guy who sells cigarettes to children...and a fat silent man in a overcoat...a girl who sucked 37 dicks...and a foul mouth weed dealer... Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Clerks.

View of the Rock Art

I assure you, we are open. Give a nod to the Clerks universe & assure the world that you are a Kevin Smith fan with this clever nod to the movie world of the Clerks franchise.

I'm not even supposed to be here today.

Bow to me

Clerks 3 poster in the style of the animated series

Line from Olaf's Berserker from Clerks as heard on Jay and Silent Bob minute

My entry to the TeePubic Jay and Silent Bob Competition. Inspired by Kevin Smith's characters of Jay and Silent Bob (Obviously), but more importantly their superhero alter ego's "Bluntman and Chronic". Featuring a style based on the cover art of Batman's classic "Death in the Family" I love how this turned out.

What if Jay and Bob were in the Wild West!!

A shirt for our podcast where we breakdown the Jay and silent Bob movies 1 minute at a time starting with the classic Clerks.

Jay and silent bob

Moooooooooooooo!

Tyler Labine walks into the set after a Steelers game in "Zack & Miri"

Mmmmmmm

Scoundrels and Nerf Herders! Naga Nootch!

It's about time the Boy Blunter got his own Hockey Logo! This parody of the Ottawa Senators Logo has been rendered as the Hemp Knight's trusty ward, Chronic! It's gonna take more than some common BobHawks jersey to proclaim you love for these heroes of the View Askewniverse. It's gonna take the power of Chronic! (With white border for dark colored shirts) Get this shirt! Check some Cock-Knockers into the boards! Then Smoke a Doob! Noodge!

Our boys poised and ready for hijinx. Snoogans!

Legalized marijuana forced Silent Bob into the workforce.

Throwing back to the old school House of Ideas corner box art!

The Red Bank, North Jersey Devil: Kevin Smith a.k.a. Silent Bob

Jay from Kevin Smith's View Askew-niverse has some wise words about his favorite combustible.

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Another alternate logo for Fatman Beyond, based on a familiar rock and roll band's logo.

Gum in the lock, stoners outside whats a guy to do?

Filmmaker Kevin Smith

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A shirt to support your favorite Jay and silent Bob Minute podcast. Jay and silent Bob Minute.

I was trying to come up with famous duos to mash up with Jay and Silent Bob when this idea struck me. I hope you like it!

Our boys up to shenanigans. This version without the burst background graphic.