Ass Quote Magnets

funny tshirt

We Sleep

Black background, white and black text with red decorations: "Wake up, Kick Ass, Repeat".

Wayne's World // Noah's Arcade

Dumber Than I Look / Funny Typography Design

Get Your Ass To Mars (NASA Parody) A parody of the NASA logo recalling that famous Arnie line.

Get Your Ass To Mars (NASA Parody) A parody of the NASA logo recalling that famous Arnie line.

This punny t-shirt is perfect for anyone who loves a good pun and a good sense of humor. The design features the phrase "I'm not arguing, I'm just stating my case," which is sure to get a laugh from anyone who sees it. Whether you're running errands or having a casual day at home, this shirt is a fun and comfortable way to show off your love of puns and your ability to laugh at the absurdity of life. Get this t-shirt and let your love of puns and irony shine!

Wayne's World

Wayne's World // Exsqueeze Me, Baking Powder?

This punny t-shirt is perfect for anyone who loves a good pun and a good sense of humor. The design features the phrase "I'm not arguing, I'm just sharing my perspective," which is sure to get a laugh from anyone who sees it. Whether you're running errands or having a casual day at home, this shirt is a fun and comfortable way to show off your love of puns and your ability to laugh at the absurdity of life. Get this t-shirt and let your love of puns and irony shine!

I'm Van Gogh-ing to Kick Your Ass

Wayne's World

A smart donkey in a college style design

Stop Procrastination. Encouragement's quote for yourself and people who surround you.You can not follow your dreams and achieve your goals in life if you are procrastinating all the time. Lead your life.

I'm from the planet - bust ya ass

im from the planet - bust ya ass

im from the planet - bust ya ass

I'm from the planet - bust ya ass

they live, obey and consume

They didn’t know it was impossible, so they did it. And you know what? You can do it too!! Lead your life.

Funny design insulting lazy people!

You Did Not Wake Up Today To Be A Weak Ass Bitch, motivational quote workout

The design is available in different styles including versions for dark and light backgrounds, you can find all versions in the list of my designs.

The horror master lives! John Carpenter in formaldehyde face form of his cult classic horror. Brought to you from the twisted mind and gritty inking style of Erin Diaz/The END42.

Wayne's World

You Are My Favorite Pain In The Ass. Funny Valentines Day design for Men and Women. Perfect for giving to your significant other for Valentines Day or your Anniversary. Great Gift for Birthday's or Christmas or Mother's Day and Father's Day. Get away from the boring standard gifts and grab this unique design today to celebrate your love with a sense of humor.

For proud and confident tall folks! Rock your height! Message me for customized designs. With love from a 6’2” designer :)

Seabass said that?

Yeah, get some Saguaro, you mighty beast!

FOR ONE BAD ASS

Wake up kick ass repeat

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Unrelenting

A funny quote you may hear a teacher yell to the class. Not musical chairs anymore. HAHA!

What? It's true.