Christmas Funny Quote Magnets

Sometimes the holidays just don't go how you expect. But that's no reason to give up. Let's all be the jolliest bunch when Santa comes down the chimney.

For when you are festive, but want to be left alone

Seriously, though.

I was inspired to create this graphic design from my favorite Christmas movie National Lampoons Christmas Vacation.

The best Mean Girls quote.

Sometimes the holidays just don't go how you expect. But that's no reason to give up. Let's all be the jolliest bunch when Santa comes down the chimney.

Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.

Deez Nuts Vintage perfect to xmas party

Charles Bukowski, German-American poet, novelist, and short story writer.

I stole my boyfriends Hoodie

Dazed and Confused Shirt. Funny Dazed and Confused Wooderson LIVIN quote in the style of the classic 90's sitcom, FRIENDS. A great gift for anyone who loves Dazed and Confused, Matthew McConaughey or F.R.I.E.N.D.S.

Christmas Puns

Amiri Baraka, also known as LeRoi Jones was an American writer of poetry, drama, fiction, essays and music criticism

If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up. / Hunter S Thompson

Cousin Eddie from Christmas Vacation Shitter was full

Makes a great birthday or christmas gift for any proud firefighter, fireman, fire truck driver, volunteer fireman, firefighter wife, future firefighter or retired firefighter. Funny fireman quote. Great gift for the fire department party

Makes a great birthday or christmas gift for any electrician, mechanic, repairman, power lineman, electrical engineer, electrical worker, technician or handyman. Great Father's day gift for dads who love playing with their tools. Funny electrician saying.

What do you get when your whole family is in your house for the holidays? You get a headache. Our friend Clark understands that.

Giddy up! A seinfeld classic.

So hot I have my own firefighter

Makes a great birthday or christmas gift for any cooking lover, italien chef, cook, head chef, waitress, food scientist, cookbook author, butcher, restaurant chef, pastry chef, baker, bakeshop owner, foodie or restaurant owner. Funny chef quote.

Folks! Folks! Folks! Merry Christmas! Clark Griswold - Christmas Vacation

An electrician shirt is the perfect gift for a tradesman. Grab your lineman tee before fixing electrical wirings. Awesome gift for a team of electricians or if you work in a handy man shop or group. Gifts for electrical engineers, DIY enthusiast, sparky. It's not hard becoming a successful electrician If You Can Dream It You Conduit! Completes your everyday look with a spark of humor courtesy of this funny electrician t shirt fronted by a clever message that says funny electrician t shirt.

Knitting needles and wool

As a third fish swims away, two other fish realize that they were talking to its Ass Hole the entire time.

What you wish you'd said in front of your dad instead of Oh F---!

One of my favorite Ace Ventura lines. Funny for kids. Funny for dads. Funny for everyone.

Don't get your tinsel in a tangle d40000

Let's Keep The Dumbfuckery To a Minimum Today

Retro Fruitcake is Cool Funny Christmas

Holiday Spirit has reached Griswold level, funny Christmas saying.

Do girls know about shrinkage?! A seinfeld classic.

Your opinion was not in my recipe

Get in the Holiday spirit and get a new garment for you and your elf buddy to wear to Santa's workshop. If you love funny Elf quotes you will love this Elf laugh. Yet it's Santas elves that steal the show, especially Buddy, the nuttiest elf around

Taco Lovers

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