Funny Retro Magnets
Description: Remember your first time summoning dark forces? Neither do we — but this shirt imagines it like a page from a sweet old children’s book. “My First Satanic Ritual” is a hilarious vintage-style parody where a wide-eyed girl cheerfully performs her first unholy ceremony, surrounded by cartoon candles, smiley skulls, and a suspiciously adorable goat. It’s innocent, it’s cursed, it’s perfect. For those who like their nostalgia a little bit possessed.
Description: Insanity later. Perfect gift for a comedian, musical soul, movie buff, channel surfer, sports fanatic, anime lover, sci-fi nerd, or 80s geek. Great gift idea for Birthday, Valentine's Day, Housewarming, Just Because, Wedding, Anniversary, Thank you, Graduation, New baby, get well soon, Mother's day, or Father's day. Perfect gift for a Friend, husband, wife, partner, mom, dad, parent, baby, boyfriend, girlfriend, myself, daughter, son, child, grandchild, grandparent, sister, brother, sibling, the whole family, teacher, coworker, neighbor, or someone else.
Description: Don’t settle for a dodgy wig that’s gonna come off at the wrong time. Get yourself down to Queens and visit Morrie’s Wig Shop, right next door to the Suite Nite Club. This guy’s wigs are tested against hurricane winds (so important!) and are guaranteed to stay on your cranium (unless you’re being assaulted by a local wiseguy).
