Funny Retro Stickers

"You boys go outside and play with your knives!"

Can you help Debbie and martin solve the case of...wait, nobody cares.

Sometimes curling up into a ball and whimpering quietly to yourself is the best option

Avoid all of life's responsibilities with these fun and cowardly strategies!

The classic joke of who is on first with all the names. Explain the joke with a picture.

our buns have no seeds

The real reason Jack fell down and broke his crown?

Number 1 crush!

When the jerks in the office have finally worn you down

Perfect for the horror movie fan!

Because sometimes it's best to remove yourself from the situation.

Some good advice this turned out to be.

Perfect for Mondays, workdays, hectic weekends...ok, I find most things stressful.

Hell no!

"This has been the greatest Summer ever!" exclaimed Johnny

Dark Arts & Crafts

Dune tours, come visit!

Funny - Lake Titicaca, Boliva (vintage distressed design)

This design was hand painted using watercolor and other materials. Now that’s pretty cash money of me.

"Hold me closer, Tony Danza." This one is a play on one of the more commonly misunderstood lyrics out there. With retro mall iron-on style lettering and a vintage pic of the man himself, this one's a throwback special riddled in obscurity that will have people asking WTF!? This version of the Hold Me Closer tee includes a tasteful vintage effect, including plenty of cracks, chips and fading making it look like you picked it up in the 70s.

Help ur neighbors

At least this pack of savage, nomadic wolves understands me

Bone saw and stethoscope sold separately.

Don't hate me just because I'm a little cooler

Funny retro typography design for Christians who appreciate a little humor in puns. This grunge style vintage design is perfect for pastors, followers of Jesus, youth group leaders, Sunday school college students and church bible study.

When conducting experiments, always remember to use the correct scientific safety apparatus, such as football helmets.

Friendship is magic

And on that farm he had a.......demonic goat?

A long time ago he sacrificed himself for the human race to prosper in the great hard battle against the Neanderthals Demons. He is Jurassic Jesus!

John Carpenter's worlds combine. Jack Burton, Snake Plissken and R.J. MacReady combine forces to take on the THING!

Never under estimate the power of the berries.

For the non sports fan who wants to be supportive. Go Sports. Do the thing. Score the points.

Be careful

I loved it when mum used to read me this story before bed.

Who invited this guy?

inspired by horror movies