Negotiator T-Shirts
Description: I like to think that there are some movies and some movie scenes that every negotiator knows by heart, and this is definitely my all time favorite. If you haven't seen the negotiator scene from the movie Best in Show, open a new window right now and GOOGLE THAT SHIT. Seriously best scene of all time involving us negotiator types. Then come back and put this design on a shirt, because you know inside jokes are LIFE.
Description: The work we do is really pretty helpful when you get right down to it. We're all about helping people find OPTIONS! We have options for you, too. Order this design on a shirt, hoodie, sticker, phone case, whatever you like pretty much. Options are nifty!
Description: Have you heard this one before? The tactical folks aren't the most creative when it comes to clever wordplay, but this particular one has grown on us. Beat them to the punchline by sporting their best line before they can even say it. OR give this design as a gift to your favorite tactical team member to show them their words can't hurt you, because words are your weapon!
Description: If all people were exactly the same, then everyone could negotiate the same way every time and it would be like a mathematical equation. But that's not how negotiation works, and we're always trying new ways to work with different people. Show your dedication to the art of negotiation by putting this design on a shirt, hoodie, or mug!
Description: We're negotiators and there are other jobs that people might think are more glamorous, but when it comes right down to it, we need each other. Show a little camaraderie with your CERT counterparts by letting them know who has their back.
Description: Our logo, so you can proudly proclaim your status as a well trained negotiator while also saying all manner of naughty words, because our logo HAS NO DEPARTMENT AFFILIATION. Except with us. The Department of Negotiation. And we're the coolest team to be on!
Description: We're negotiators and there are other jobs that people might think are more glamorous, but when it comes right down to it, we need each other. Show a little camaraderie with your SWAT counterparts by letting them know who has their back.
Description: Have you heard this one before? The tactical folks aren't the most creative when it comes to clever wordplay, but this particular one has grown on us. Beat them to the punchline by sporting their best line before they can even say it. We have this design with our Department of Negotiation logo (shown) or without (check out our storefront) so you can give this design as a gift to your favorite tactical team member to show them their words can't hurt you, because words are your weapon!
Description: We're negotiators and there are other jobs that people might think are more glamorous, but when it comes right down to it, we need each other. Show a little camaraderie with your SERT counterparts by letting them know who has their back.
Description: We're negotiators and even though there are other jobs that people might think are more glamorous, when it comes right down to it, we need each other. Show a little camaraderie with your SERT counterparts by letting them know who has their back. We buy the time they need to do... more important things.
Description: We're negotiators and even though there are other jobs that people might think are more glamorous, when it comes right down to it, we need each other. Show a little camaraderie with your CERT counterparts by letting them know who has their back. We buy the time they need to do... more important things.
Description: This design is not politically, socially, or morally correct most likely, and if you wear it proudly someone might just say you’re a jerk. But this isn’t a real person, it’s a DRAWING. And if we can’t make things light every once in a while… well geez, hostage negotiation can be some pretty serious business. We think if you’re sense of humor is still intact, you’re doing pretty good. So order it on stickers, t-shirts, hoodies, phone cases, and more!
Description: We're negotiators and even though there are other jobs that people might think are more glamorous, when it comes right down to it, we need each other. Show a little camaraderie with your SWAT counterparts by letting them know who has their back. We buy the time they need to do... more important things.
Description: This design is not politically, socially, or morally correct most likely, and if you wear it proudly someone might just say you’re a jerk. But this isn’t a real person, it’s a DRAWING. And if we can’t make things light every once in a while… well geez, hostage negotiation can be some pretty serious business. We think if you’re sense of humor is still intact, you’re doing pretty good. So order it on stickers, t-shirts, hoodies, phone cases, and more!
Description: Professional Toddler Negotiator is a funny parenting design for moms, dads, and anyone who knows the daily challenge of negotiating with a determined toddler. Perfect for yourself or as a thoughtful gift for parents on birthdays, Fathers Day, baby showers, or any family occasion.
Description: The caterer was handled. The seating chart was optimized. The florist situation was resolved before anyone even knew there was a florist situation. "Mother of the Bride: VIP Guest & Chief Negotiator" is the official credential for the woman who co-directed an entire wedding while officially just being a guest — and looked exceptional doing all of it.
Mother of the Bride VIP Guest Chief Negotiator – Elegant Funny Wedding Botanical Crest Art T-Shirt
by Luminari Creations
$24
Description: Celebrate family bedtime struggles with this funny cartoon dog featuring a master negotiator holding bedtime stories. Perfect for parents, kids, and anyone who loves cute puppies in pajamas. Bring laughter to your evening routine with this charming retro style graphic.
Description: Procrastination Humor Professional Deadline Negotiator Text Typography features a bold typography procrastination quote theme with a natural, wearable feel, with hints of procrastination mom and procrastination is my super power. A natural pick for gift for friends, especially as a procrastination quote gift on tees, stickers, hoodies, mugs, and everyday gear.
