Negotiator Pins and Buttons

Description: You're highly trained, so why not wear this badge of honor right up front so everyone can see it? No negotiators were harmed in the making of this work.

Description: This smooth talker knows the right things to say to make things happen. Not exactly what you'd say? That's okay! Negotiation is an art not a science, and what works for this guy may not work for you.

Description: I like to think that there are some movies and some movie scenes that every negotiator knows by heart, and this is definitely my all time favorite. If you haven't seen the negotiator scene from the movie Best in Show, open a new window right now and GOOGLE THAT SHIT. Seriously best scene of all time involving us negotiator types. Then come back and put this design on a shirt, because you know inside jokes are LIFE.

Description: The work we do is really pretty helpful when you get right down to it. We're all about helping people find OPTIONS! We have options for you, too. Order this design on a shirt, hoodie, sticker, phone case, whatever you like pretty much. Options are nifty!

Description: Have you heard this one before? The tactical folks aren't the most creative when it comes to clever wordplay, but this particular one has grown on us. Beat them to the punchline by sporting their best line before they can even say it. OR give this design as a gift to your favorite tactical team member to show them their words can't hurt you, because words are your weapon!

Description: Why be humble when you can show everyone that you're truly the world's best? Put this design on any one of many amazing options, for yourself or for your favorite negotiator!

Description: The giant names of negotiation, all in white letters for the dark background of your choice! Perfect as a gift or for yourself, available as t-shirts, hoodies, phone cases, stickers, and more!

Description: If all people were exactly the same, then everyone could negotiate the same way every time and it would be like a mathematical equation. But that's not how negotiation works, and we're always trying new ways to work with different people. Show your dedication to the art of negotiation by putting this design on a shirt, hoodie, or mug!

Description: Our logo, so you can proudly proclaim your status as a well trained negotiator while also saying all manner of naughty words, because our logo HAS NO DEPARTMENT AFFILIATION. Except with us. The Department of Negotiation. And we're the coolest team to be on!

Description: Negotiations are a super power that not everyone possesses. Show the world that you're humble yet amazing with our Super Hero Negotiator shirt! Order it on stickers, t-shirts, hoodies, phone cases, and more!

Description: We're negotiators and there are other jobs that people might think are more glamorous, but when it comes right down to it, we need each other. Show a little camaraderie with your CERT counterparts by letting them know who has their back.

Description: A negotiation can happen a number of ways, but these are the most common. Which one is your favorite?

Description: We're negotiators and there are other jobs that people might think are more glamorous, but when it comes right down to it, we need each other. Show a little camaraderie with your SERT counterparts by letting them know who has their back.

Description: We're negotiators and there are other jobs that people might think are more glamorous, but when it comes right down to it, we need each other. Show a little camaraderie with your SWAT counterparts by letting them know who has their back.

Description: Have you heard this one before? The tactical folks aren't the most creative when it comes to clever wordplay, but this particular one has grown on us. Beat them to the punchline by sporting their best line before they can even say it. We have this design with our Department of Negotiation logo (shown) or without (check out our storefront) so you can give this design as a gift to your favorite tactical team member to show them their words can't hurt you, because words are your weapon!

Description: We're negotiators and even though there are other jobs that people might think are more glamorous, when it comes right down to it, we need each other. Show a little camaraderie with your SERT counterparts by letting them know who has their back. We buy the time they need to do... more important things.

Description: We're negotiators and even though there are other jobs that people might think are more glamorous, when it comes right down to it, we need each other. Show a little camaraderie with your CERT counterparts by letting them know who has their back. We buy the time they need to do... more important things.

Description: This design is not politically, socially, or morally correct most likely, and if you wear it proudly someone might just say you’re a jerk. But this isn’t a real person, it’s a DRAWING. And if we can’t make things light every once in a while… well geez, hostage negotiation can be some pretty serious business. We think if you’re sense of humor is still intact, you’re doing pretty good. So order it on stickers, t-shirts, hoodies, phone cases, and more!

Description: The Tactical Team likes to say all we do is talk, but if we're talking them into delivering pizza, who's got the better job?

Description: This design is not politically, socially, or morally correct most likely, and if you wear it proudly someone might just say you’re a jerk. But this isn’t a real person, it’s a DRAWING. And if we can’t make things light every once in a while… well geez, hostage negotiation can be some pretty serious business. We think if you’re sense of humor is still intact, you’re doing pretty good. So order it on stickers, t-shirts, hoodies, phone cases, and more!

Description: We're negotiators and even though there are other jobs that people might think are more glamorous, when it comes right down to it, we need each other. Show a little camaraderie with your SWAT counterparts by letting them know who has their back. We buy the time they need to do... more important things.

Description: Any way you interpret it, it's what we do. Be proud.

Description: It Cost An Arm And A Leg But I Was Able To Negotiate. This humorous quote design is for negotiators, salespeople, deal makers, and witty humor enthusiasts.

Description: It Cost An Arm And A Leg But I Was Able To Negotiate. Negotiation humor for deal makers, sales professionals, and savvy bargain hunters. Clever financial quote for entrepreneurs and business people.

Description: Show Your Shrewd Negotiation Skills With This Funny It Cost An Arm And A Leg But I Was Able To Negotiate Design Perfect For Deal Makers And Bargain Hunters.

Description: Professional Toddler Negotiator is a funny parenting design for moms, dads, and anyone who knows the daily challenge of negotiating with a determined toddler. Perfect for yourself or as a thoughtful gift for parents on birthdays, Fathers Day, baby showers, or any family occasion.

Description: As a trained Crisis Negotiator your job is to be easy to talk to... but always available? That's a different story!

Description: For daily usage, exposure, gifts, travel, vacation, fashion, workout, etc.

Description: Toddler Negotiator Funny Daycare Teacher

Description: He's like a reporter on Tatooine or something. The Actor.

Description: The caterer was handled. The seating chart was optimized. The florist situation was resolved before anyone even knew there was a florist situation. "Mother of the Bride: VIP Guest & Chief Negotiator" is the official credential for the woman who co-directed an entire wedding while officially just being a guest — and looked exceptional doing all of it.

Description: Remote beside a speech bubble.

Description: Celebrate family bedtime struggles with this funny cartoon dog featuring a master negotiator holding bedtime stories. Perfect for parents, kids, and anyone who loves cute puppies in pajamas. Bring laughter to your evening routine with this charming retro style graphic.

Description: Procrastination Humor Professional Deadline Negotiator Text Typography features a bold typography procrastination quote theme with a natural, wearable feel, with hints of procrastination mom and procrastination is my super power. A natural pick for gift for friends, especially as a procrastination quote gift on tees, stickers, hoodies, mugs, and everyday gear.

Description: Are you raising a little night owl who loves to delay going to sleep? This cute dinosaur graphic features funny delay tactics, a formal protest sign, and charming bedtime humor. Perfect for kids, toddlers, and parents who survive evening negotiations.

Description: Ah yes, the negotiator. A humorous fantasy gaming design featuring a suspiciously persuasive Khajiit merchant ready to make you an offer you probably shouldn't refuse.