Pessimist Magnets

This design is perfect if you're dead inside, but you still love rainbows!

A simple visual of how an artist views life

Make Orwell fiction again

Optimist, pessimist, futurist. And the perfect balance between them.

"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty."

Don't mess with this little lady.

Dare to laugh in the face of fear with this funny horror design! This one-of-a-kind creation is perfect for those who love a good scare and a good laugh. Crafted with a twisted sense of humor, our design combines creepy elements with a comedic twist, guaranteed to tickle your funny bone. Whether you're a horror enthusiast or just enjoy a good joke, this design is sure to turn heads and bring smiles. Embrace the lighter side of the dark and let our funny horror design add a dash of humor to your spooky style. Get ready to scare up some laughs and grab yours today!

Arthur Schopenhauer, German philosopher, often called the “philosopher of pessimism,” who was primarily important as the exponent of a metaphysical doctrine of the will in immediate reaction against Hegelian idealism. His writings influenced later existential philosophy and Freudian psychology.

Half empty? Half full? Still, tasty beer!

If you have a resting bitch face then this is for you. A not so subtle way to tell people around you not to ruin the day.

Every Living Thing Dies Alone

I created this image for one of my clients who gave it as a gift. Now I'm making it available as printed items for the fans.

I can't either, Steve. Quote from the movie adaptation of "Ghost World" by Daniel Clowes.

Life's got you down? Make sure everybody else knows.

When you don't have time for their optimism

Pessimist girl holding an umbrella with rain inside

It Ceases To Amaze Me / Pessimist Humor

2Moodz

Faded Style Nihilism Design

Embrace the happiness through existential dread.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

Nihilist, Small Hand Written Lettering. Nihilist hand font design for the Nihilist, obviously. hand written font typography, by my own human hand!

You do not care and you are the born pessimist or cynic? You are just against everything and everyone? Then this grim demon skull fits perfectly as a steretement of rejection.

A funny design for 2021 asking the new year "don´t let me down" Christmas and New year gift ideas for people with good sense of humor.

Make Orwell Fiction

This funny design is the perfect gift idea for grumpy people that never have anything nice to say. If you know a pessimistic person that never says anything positive and want to get them a special gift, then this design is for you. So what are you waiting for? Surprise that defeatist in your life!

Don't Take Life Too Seriously / Nihilism Typography Design

Dying Inside / Nihilism Typography Design

H.P. Lovecraft portrait and quote: “Contrary to what you may assume, I am not a pessimist but an indifferentist– that is, I don’t make the mistake of thinking that the… cosmos… gives a damn one way or the the other about the especial wants and ultimate welfare of mosquitoes, rats, lice, dogs, men, horses, pterodactyls, trees, fungi, dodos, or other forms of biological energy.”

always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back

Eat Sleep Optimist Repeat Funny

Funny Doomer AF T Rex Dinosaur Doom and Plant Generation t shirts

This can be a gift for men, women, your teenagers or your friends who like humor and laughing. Great gift idea for any Birthday, Christmas Eve, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Graduation, Halloween Great gift for your mother, father, grandfather, grandmother, uncle, aunt, sister or brother. Outfit for men, women or anyone who likes design with humorous saying, humorous quotes, sarcastic saying.

I'm an optimist with experience

THE COLD EMBRACE OF THE VOID / Nihilist Statement Design