Axe Murderer Magnets

You inspire my inner axe murderer

Wanderlei Silva MMA

Twin troll terrors givin you the axe

We have a piper down. I repeat, we have a piper who is down.

Heed. Move. Now!

Heed. Move. Now!

This design was culled from an NOS iron-on simply labeled 'Axe Killer' with a 1976 issue date, digitized, restored, and then destroyed to perfection. It's kind of like a crone/witch type character, but the clothing gives more of a male impression and s(he) is carrying an axe that is dripping blood over a bright yellow circle. The backstory is probably lost with the sands of time, but if you're a true vintage t-shirt connoisseur, this one's unadulterated strangeness is no doubt right up your alley. 

Mike Myers classic cult 'So I Married an Axe Murderer' was the inspiration for this design. Date night classic! Designed at Kittenpants Studios 2015 - 2021

Woman! Whoa, man! design

So I Married a Knife Murderer

WAND

legendary SNL skit

Wanderlei Silva vs. Quinton Jackson

Who remembers this iconic staredown from the good old Pride Fc days. Mirko "Crocop" FIlipovic vs Wanderlei "The Axe Murderer" Silva. Great gift for any true MMA fan and fight enthusiast.

So I Married An Axe Murderer

horror Christmas

AXLAR BJORN

Hard Hearted Harbinger of Haggis

Another great illustration from renowned artist Paul Cemmick's Movie Stars Collection

Hard-hearted harbinger of haggis

Get in touch with your inner Lizzie!

So I Married An Axe Murderer

Who remembers this iconic staredown from the good old Pride Fc days. Mirko "Crocop" FIlipovic vs Wanderlei "The Axe Murderer" Silva. Great gift for any true MMA fan and fight enthusiast.

legendary SNL skit

Beware the Rabid Lumberjack! He's an insane killer that dwells in the woods, waiting to cut the unsuspecting victim's head off with his sharp axe.

legendary SNL skit

"Psycho Hipster" heading home after hard day's work