Taxonomy Magnets

Educational and funny. A play on the word 'animal', one way indicating a personality that is wild and fun, the other a literal reminder of being a member of the scientific order of life.

Educational and funny. A play on the word 'animal', one way indicating a personality that is wild and fun, the other a literal reminder of being a member of the scientific order of life.

Psyllid doodle (white)

Psyllid doodle (black)

Species Leuronota longipennis, from the psyllid family Triozidae

Species Leuronota longipennis, from the psyllid family Triozidae

A pinned lucanid from Colombia

An entomology curator's block

Tomato taxonomy

Psylloidea: jumping plant-lice

Unleash your inner plant lover with our hilarious 'Guittara Pensilis' tee! This quirky, vintage hand-drawn design from our botany series brings a touch of artsy personality to your wardrobe, celebrating the absurdity of fictional plant taxonomy 🌿🎸

Biologist taxonomy

Entomologist taxonomy

Zookeeper taxonomy

Veterinarian taxonomy

Botanist taxonomy

Naturalist taxonomy

Ichthyologist taxonomy

Zoologist taxonomy

Ecologist taxonomy

Let's be frank: this was an insane waste of my time. What was the point of making this? The history of Rock as geology/rock puns... including: Iggyneous rock, Kurdt Cobalt, The Rolling Soapstones, Desert Stone Roses, John Limonite, Bedroky Erickson, Iron Ore Maiden, David Bauxite, Lead Ore Zeppelin, Sidimentary Rock, Pink Feldspar, The Grape Agate Dead, Gneissis, Johnny Thunderegg, Elliott Smithsonite, Joan Jet Lignite and perhaps more.

If you are a human, or any other kind of great ape, you're qualified to wear this German-language design! The taxonomic primate family known as "great apes" (in German: "Menschenaffe", pl. "Menschenaffen") includes humans, gorillas, chimpanzees and orangutans. Wear this as proof that you are a great ape or buy it as a gift for a monkey-obsessed German-speaker because homo sapiens are apes, too.

Choose your favorite!

Sometimes the taxonomy of various errands can be confusing. I hope this helps.

"Gorilla gorilla gorilla" is the scientific name of the Western Lowland Gorilla. Wear this if gorillas are your favorite apes. Ideal for primate fans and anyone who is into biology, zoology, taxonomy or science in general because there will never be a better scientific name than GORILLA GORILLA GORILLA.

Spherical op-art

Dive into the whimsical world of botany with our vintage hand-drawn tee! This quirky, expressive shirt from the Nonsense Plant Lover series introduces 'Manypeeplia Upsidownia,' a hilarious fictional plant that'll add personality to your wardrobe!

Unleash your wild side with our 'Tigerlillia Terribilis' tee that has tigers on plants. It's part of our Nonsense Plant Lover series. Express your personality with this vintage hand-drawn hilarity meets quirky botany masterpiece of fictional plants.

This design features colorful artwork of Cephalopods, a class of sea creatures that includes squids, cuttlefish, octopuses, and nautilids. There are over 800 cephalopod species alive today, and this design illustrates one species from each order of cephalopoda. This design would be great for anyone who loves marine biology, cephalopods, cuttlefish, octopuses / octopi, ecology, oceanology, marine animals, teuthology, bioluminescent animals or bioluminescence, the ocean, exploring nature or the beach, and the mysteries of the ocean. Illustrated species include the Hummingbird Bobtail Squid or Berry's Bobtail Squid; the Southern Pygmy Squid; Giant Pacific Octopus; the Pearly Nautilus or Chambered Nautilus; the Common Cuttlefish; Ram's Horn Squ

Dive into botanical humor with our 'Fishia Marina' tee from the Nonsense Plant Lover series! This funny plant lover tee features a hand-drawn illustration of fishes on plants—it's a hilarious fictional plant. Perfect for plant lovers and fish lovers

Let's be frank: this was an insane waste of my time. What was the point of making this? The history of Rock as geology/rock puns... including: Iggyneous rock, Kurdt Cobalt, The Rolling Soapstones, Desert Stone Roses, John Limonite, Bedroky Erickson, Iron Ore Maiden, David Bauxite, Lead Ore Zeppelin, Sidimentary Rock, Pink Feldspar, The Grape Agate Dead, Gneissis, Johnny Thunderegg, Elliott Smithsonite, Joan Jet Lignite and perhaps more. Why would anyone do this?

Unleash botanical absurdity with our stupendously fat faced plant aka 'Phattfacia Stupenda' tee! This hilarious addition to our Nonsense Botany series boasts vintage hand-drawn illustrations, celebrating the quirky world of fictional plant taxonomy.

This cute ecology design features every mephitid (mephitidae family) species. Great for anyone who loves science, ecology, biology, nature, wildlife, and of course skunks. Includes the striped skunk and hooded skunk; Molina's, Humboldt's, American, and striped hog-nosed skunks; Palawan and Sunda stink badgers; and Eastern, Western, Southern, and pygmy spotted skunks.

Unlikely Avian Taxonomy 5: Birds with Smutty Names

Part of a suite of illustrations creating unlikely taxonomies based on the names of real birds.

Embrace whimsy with our 'Piggiawiggia Pyramidalis' tee from the Nonsense Plant Lover Botany series! Vintage hand-drawn charm meets hilarious plant taxonomy in this cool, funny, and expressive shirt for the quirky plant enthusiast 🌱🐷 #BotanicalHumor