Taxonomy Pillows

Psyllid doodle (black)

Psyllid doodle (white)

Tomato taxonomy

Species Leuronota longipennis, from the psyllid family Triozidae

Species Leuronota longipennis, from the psyllid family Triozidae

An entomology curator's block

Unleash your inner plant lover with our hilarious 'Guittara Pensilis' tee! This quirky, vintage hand-drawn design from our botany series brings a touch of artsy personality to your wardrobe, celebrating the absurdity of fictional plant taxonomy 🌿🎸

Entomologist taxonomy

Biologist taxonomy

Psylloidea: jumping plant-lice

Zookeeper taxonomy

Veterinarian taxonomy

Botanist taxonomy

Naturalist taxonomy

Ichthyologist taxonomy

Zoologist taxonomy

Ecologist taxonomy

Illustration of beetle with open wings

Let's be frank: this was an insane waste of my time. What was the point of making this? The history of Rock as geology/rock puns... including: Iggyneous rock, Kurdt Cobalt, The Rolling Soapstones, Desert Stone Roses, John Limonite, Bedroky Erickson, Iron Ore Maiden, David Bauxite, Lead Ore Zeppelin, Sidimentary Rock, Pink Feldspar, The Grape Agate Dead, Gneissis, Johnny Thunderegg, Elliott Smithsonite, Joan Jet Lignite and perhaps more.

Toucan taxonomy design, celebrating summer time and sun.

If you are a human, or any other kind of great ape, you're qualified to wear this German-language design! The taxonomic primate family known as "great apes" (in German: "Menschenaffe", pl. "Menschenaffen") includes humans, gorillas, chimpanzees and orangutans. Wear this as proof that you are a great ape or buy it as a gift for a monkey-obsessed German-speaker because homo sapiens are apes, too.

Eastern box turtle with taxonomy

Sometimes the taxonomy of various errands can be confusing. I hope this helps.

Yellow Swallowtail decal image, with Nature Hike shield logo. Design text is white, best for dark color apparel options, and reads as the taxonomy for the Yellow Swallowtail.

Choose your favorite!

"Gorilla gorilla gorilla" is the scientific name of the Western Lowland Gorilla. Wear this if gorillas are your favorite apes. Ideal for primate fans and anyone who is into biology, zoology, taxonomy or science in general because there will never be a better scientific name than GORILLA GORILLA GORILLA.

Unleash your wild side with our 'Tigerlillia Terribilis' tee that has tigers on plants. It's part of our Nonsense Plant Lover series. Express your personality with this vintage hand-drawn hilarity meets quirky botany masterpiece of fictional plants.

Dive into the whimsical world of botany with our vintage hand-drawn tee! This quirky, expressive shirt from the Nonsense Plant Lover series introduces 'Manypeeplia Upsidownia,' a hilarious fictional plant that'll add personality to your wardrobe!

Vintage and antique candlesticks and matchbox collection. There's also a cat on it, ok?

Yellow Swallowtail decal image, with Nature Hike shield logo. Design text is black, best for light color apparel options, and reads as the taxonomy for the Yellow Swallowtail.

Luna Moth decal image, with Nature Hike shield logo. Design text is black, and reads best on light color backgrounds. The text reads as the taxonomy for the Luna Moth, followed by its scientific name on the second row of text.

This design features colorful artwork of Cephalopods, a class of sea creatures that includes squids, cuttlefish, octopuses, and nautilids. There are over 800 cephalopod species alive today, and this design illustrates one species from each order of cephalopoda. This design would be great for anyone who loves marine biology, cephalopods, cuttlefish, octopuses / octopi, ecology, oceanology, marine animals, teuthology, bioluminescent animals or bioluminescence, the ocean, exploring nature or the beach, and the mysteries of the ocean. Illustrated species include the Hummingbird Bobtail Squid or Berry's Bobtail Squid; the Southern Pygmy Squid; Giant Pacific Octopus; the Pearly Nautilus or Chambered Nautilus; the Common Cuttlefish; Ram's Horn Squ

Dive into botanical humor with our 'Fishia Marina' tee from the Nonsense Plant Lover series! This funny plant lover tee features a hand-drawn illustration of fishes on plants—it's a hilarious fictional plant. Perfect for plant lovers and fish lovers

Let's be frank: this was an insane waste of my time. What was the point of making this? The history of Rock as geology/rock puns... including: Iggyneous rock, Kurdt Cobalt, The Rolling Soapstones, Desert Stone Roses, John Limonite, Bedroky Erickson, Iron Ore Maiden, David Bauxite, Lead Ore Zeppelin, Sidimentary Rock, Pink Feldspar, The Grape Agate Dead, Gneissis, Johnny Thunderegg, Elliott Smithsonite, Joan Jet Lignite and perhaps more. Why would anyone do this?

Spherical op-art

Unleash botanical absurdity with our stupendously fat faced plant aka 'Phattfacia Stupenda' tee! This hilarious addition to our Nonsense Botany series boasts vintage hand-drawn illustrations, celebrating the quirky world of fictional plant taxonomy.