Writer Funny Magnets

I write because I don't talk so good. A funny writing quote for introverts and awkward people.

If you're a writer for a story -- whether that's a screenplay, novel, short story, or poem -- then this funny writing shirt is just for you! This novelist t shirt makes the perfect birthday present or gift for the writer in your life. Screenwriters, songwriters, game writers, and novel writers are all welcome.

Amazing Charles Bukowski quote: The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts but the stupid ones are full of confidence. (Particularly the crook Trump and his cohorts) Great gift for Charles Bukowski fans, or anyone fed up with the idiocracy.

If you're a writer for a story -- whether that's a screenplay, novel, short story, or poem -- then this funny writing shirt is just for you! This novelist t shirt makes the perfect birthday present or gift for the writer in your life. Screenwriters, songwriters, game writers, and novel writers are all welcome.

The Oxford Comma Grammar Society

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A minimalist lettering as if written with a brush with the text "Write Without Fear. Edit Without Mercy.". A perfect gift to motivate aspiring writers.

Book Author Design that reads: "I'm A Writer Anything You Say Or Do May Be Used In A Story". That's just right for a Novelist who loves writing books.

I'm not single; I'm not taken; I'm a writer

All write, all write, all write! Perfect funny quote design to give to your writer friend, he/ she will absolutely love it! Typewriter, motivating, story, stories, editor, for writers.

Anything you say incorrectly can and will be used against you.

I write great dialogue. I just can't speak it.

I'm not single; I'm not taken; I'm a writer

Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.

"I Am a Writer anything you say or do may be used in a story is a great gift for all your loved ones who adore books and reading. Such a great gift for birthdays and for the awesome Christmas."

All write, all write, all write! Perfect funny quote design to give to your writer friend, he/ she will absolutely love it! Typewriter, motivating, story, stories, editor, for writers.

I'm a Writer What's Your Superpower White funny text

Dost Thou Even Hoist T-Shirt. Do You Even Lift Meme Shirt for Lifting, Gym and Shakespeare fans everywhere. Original Dost Thou Even Hoist Shirt Design featuring William Shakespear with muscles artwork.

You can have my oxford comma when you pry it from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands ... My fellow grammar nerds know what I'm talking about.

World's Okayest Ghost Writer. Ghost with quill. Black for light shirts.

World's Okayest Ghost Writer. Ghost with quill. White for dark shirts.

Every bookworm and book lover will tell you that there's no such thing as too many books. The best home is one where every room has at least one stack of books. Perfect design for your book loving friend or bookworm family member.

I'm Not Old I'm Classic Funny Writing Machine Vintage Writer Gift

Yak Kerouac

Don't piss me off — I can destroy them too.

Don't piss me off — I can destroy them too.

Ask Me About My Book I Am A Published Author funny writer

Ever get lost in writing ideas, character sheets, plotting, or research? Great gift for writers and authors.

Great humorous gift for writers, authors, editors, book lovers, and book nerds everywhere. Perfect Christmas present for your favorite bibliophile. For mom, dad, brother, sister, aunt, uncle, or friend. Wonderful for writing conferences, groups, and just going out to walk the dog but especially perfect for when you're writing your next novel.

This is the perfect shirt for an writer or author. This Tee says: I am a writer. Anything you say or do may be used in a story! Wear this Tee Shirt proudly at school or library. It makes also a great gift for teachers and students.

Are you an expert at just scraping by? Proudly 'meh' at what you do? Then this is the tee for you! Introducing our “DECENT occupation design collection—a hilarious nod to all professionals who've turned being average into an art form. Whether you're shopping for a friend, a colleague, or (let's be real) yourself, this tee is a hilarious reminder that it's okay to be perfectly middling. After all, not all heroes wear capes—some just wear shirts that admit they're decent at best.

Writers are the ultimate superheroes. They create and decimate all with a stroke of a pen or key. Give the writers in your life a little emotional boost with this awesomely funny writer t-shirt design.

For the sleep deprived writer in your life.

For the obsessive writer who loves what they do.

A joke about the rule to not end sentences with a preposition when using the English language. Your English teacher will cringe at this quote: "Prepositions are the wrong part of speech to end a sentence with." It's funny because any grammar expert would know to not use the word with at the end of a thought.

We Irish, we have a deep sadness." – Chris Griffin, Family Guy