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I write because I don't talk so good. A funny writing quote for introverts and awkward people.

Amazing Charles Bukowski quote: The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts but the stupid ones are full of confidence. (Particularly the crook Trump and his cohorts) Great gift for Charles Bukowski fans, or anyone fed up with the idiocracy.

The Oxford Comma Grammar Society

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A minimalist lettering as if written with a brush with the text "Write Without Fear. Edit Without Mercy.". A perfect gift to motivate aspiring writers.

"I became a writer to give the voices in my head something productive to do."

I'm not single; I'm not taken; I'm a writer

I'm not single; I'm not taken; I'm a writer

All write, all write, all write! Perfect funny quote design to give to your writer friend, he/ she will absolutely love it! Typewriter, motivating, story, stories, editor, for writers.

I write great dialogue. I just can't speak it.

You can have my oxford comma when you pry it from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands ... My fellow grammar nerds know what I'm talking about.

Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.

All write, all write, all write! Perfect funny quote design to give to your writer friend, he/ she will absolutely love it! Typewriter, motivating, story, stories, editor, for writers.

Every bookworm and book lover will tell you that there's no such thing as too many books. The best home is one where every room has at least one stack of books. Perfect design for your book loving friend or bookworm family member.

Ask Me About My Book I Am A Published Author funny writer

I'm a Writer What's Your Superpower White funny text

"I Am a Writer anything you say or do may be used in a story is a great gift for all your loved ones who adore books and reading. Such a great gift for birthdays and for the awesome Christmas."

World's Okayest Ghost Writer. Ghost with quill. White for dark shirts.

World's Okayest Ghost Writer. Ghost with quill. Black for light shirts.

This is the perfect shirt for an writer or author. This Tee says: I am a writer. Anything you say or do may be used in a story! Wear this Tee Shirt proudly at school or library. It makes also a great gift for teachers and students.

A joke about the rule to not end sentences with a preposition when using the English language. Your English teacher will cringe at this quote: "Prepositions are the wrong part of speech to end a sentence with." It's funny because any grammar expert would know to not use the word with at the end of a thought.

Plot Hole - funny writer t-shirt / design

You can have my oxford comma when you take it from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

Are you an expert at just scraping by? Proudly 'meh' at what you do? Then this is the tee for you! Introducing our “DECENT occupation design collection—a hilarious nod to all professionals who've turned being average into an art form. Whether you're shopping for a friend, a colleague, or (let's be real) yourself, this tee is a hilarious reminder that it's okay to be perfectly middling. After all, not all heroes wear capes—some just wear shirts that admit they're decent at best.

I'm Not Old I'm Classic Funny Writing Machine Vintage Writer Gift

Don't piss me off — I can destroy them too.

Don't piss me off — I can destroy them too.

A little encouragement from Hunter S. Thompson. Shouldn't you be writing? Great gift for writers. Excellent gift for literature fans, readers, classic lit fans, lovers of the film Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas.

Read More Books / English Teacher Gift

We Irish, we have a deep sadness." – Chris Griffin, Family Guy

What are writers gonna do? Writers gonna write!

What are writers gonna do? Writers gonna write!

I'm Not Old I'm A Classic Funny Writing Machine Writer Gift

Writing is a hard job and we need credit where credit is due! A great gift for your favorite wordsmith!

Some writers love 'em; some hate 'em. But if you're going to use a semicolon, you better know what you're doing.

For the obsessive writer who loves what they do.