Methane Merch
Description: Somebody needs to take action in a post-apocalyptic world. Welcome to Bartertown, home of the Thunderdome!
Bartertown Methane Initiative 2 Crewneck Sweatshirt
by Aethernally Oblivious // Spazzy Newton ART&DESIGN
$28 $35
Description: Something for ranchers and farmers, and of course, those who want to support them.
Methane Is Good For Environment - Save The Cows Socks
by Bearded Jester T-shirt Design
$14 $20
Description: Something for ranchers and farmers, and of course, those who want to support them.
Methane Is Good For Environment - Save The Cows Kids T-Shirt
by Bearded Jester T-shirt Design
$12 $19
Description: Introducing the FART Machine design—a clever fusion of science and humor that embeds methane’s chemical formula (CH4) right into the word "machine" for a bold, brainy statement. Perfect for witty intellectuals who love a good fart joke. It’s a hilarious conversation starter for science geeks and FART enthusiasts alike!
FART Machine - Smart FART Methane Kids T-Shirt
by FartMerch.com
$12 $19
Description: This humorous retirement-themed design features a stylish unicorn paired with the phrase "Senior Methane Engineer." Created for people who enjoy playful grandpa jokes, senior humor, retirement laughs, and lighthearted novelty graphics. A fun choice for retired dads, grandfathers, husbands, and anyone known for keeping the room entertained with their sense of humor.
Senior Methane Engineer Funny Retirement Humor for Grandpa Socks
by Those Cute Unicorns
$14 $20
Description: A dragster is a specialized competition automobile used in drag racing. Dragsters, also commonly called “diggers,” can be broadly placed in three categories, based on the fuel they use: gasoline, methanol, and nitromethane. They are most commonly single-engined, though twin-engined and quad-engined designs did race in the 1950s and 1960s. The design of dragsters evolved from the front-engined rail (named for the exposed frame rails) of the earliest days of drag racing, into the “slingshot” (with the driver between or behind the rear tires, or “slicks”) of the early to middle 1960s, to the modern type common in the 1970s. Depending on the class they run in, dragsters can be injected or supercharged (or turbocharged).
Description: Scientists say they have found evidence that frozen methane deposits in the Arctic Ocean have started to be released over a large area of the continental slope off the East Siberian coast.
Methane Dragon Climate Science Crewneck Sweatshirt
by Closeddoor
$28 $35
Description: There are plenty of conspiracy theories with Climate Change, or maybe Climate Hoax. Let your feelings be known that all this global warming talk is nothing but a HOAX! Global Warming is a Lie design, Climate Change Doesn't Exist design.
Climate Change Skeptics Funny Climate Hoax Baseball T-Shirt
by Screaming Fool
$19 $26
Description: Petroleum is not just used in cars. You can find it in basic everyday items like plastic, detergent, rubber, paint, pesticide, photographic film, makeup, candles and many types of medicine. Nonetheless, Petroleum is toxic and its extraction fuels climate change. We should use it wisely but still fight for renewable energies and alternatives to plastic. Now, alongside Petroleum extraction, cow farts have a big impact on our climate. This is yet another reason for us to make little changes in our lives. Changing our diet by reducing meat and dairy products would not only benefit our health but lessen our negative impact on our planet.
