Milton Waddams Merch

Chotchkies serves up unexceptional chain food, but they do it with flair! Fifteen pieces minimum, to be exact. Or as condescending manager Stan smugly puts it, "People can get a cheeseburger anywhere. They come to Chotchkies for the atmosphere and the attitude. That's what the flair's about. It's about fun!" I don't know about all that. We'd skip the enforced enthusiasm and pass on the pizza shooters, shrimp poppers and extreme fajitas, and just drop by to see a young and sassy Jen Aniston flip off her boss. This version includes a nice vintage patina to give it an authentic look, kinda like you got it working there in the 80s...

What would you say you DO here at Initech?

A great tech company

Sounds Like Somebody Has a Case of the Mondays

Oh, and remember: next Friday... is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans.

Ummmm yeah, That'd be great! - Lumberg

I could set the building on fire - Milton Waddams

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

Paper Jam Samir Mondays Suck!

We need to talk about your flair.

Shame your way through your shameful day with some Penetrode company issued swag. Don't forget a cover sheet on those TPS reports.

The two Bobs learn that Milton was laid off five years previously but neither Milton nor the accounting department were notified. To avoid confrontation, the Bobs tell accounting to cease Milton's salary payments without telling him he has been terminated. They fixed the glitch. Milton is subjected to further mistreatment, including the confiscation of his beloved red stapler and the constant moving of his desk. This best on dark colors. Other versions for light colors available.

Milton's Stapler

Michael Bolton - 90s Style

Chotchkie's

Michael Bolton - 90s Style

It feels good to be a gangsta

Michael Bolton retro

Initrode

good ole Bobs

I'll set the building on fire...

Mike Bolton

This is not your stapler.

Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta

Big Milton Vibes. IYKYK.

A very important job. PC load letter? WTF is that?!

Milton Waddams and the Red Swingline Stapler atop the star logo of Broadway's beloved hamilton. Great gift for Office Space fans!

"If They Take My Stapler" by Prostetnic Vogon Jeffs (A Diligent Maniac) for Baddest Shirt Co.

Aries Custom Graphics "Initech" design. Inspired by Office Space.

Excuse Me I Believe You Have My Stapler!

MILTON'S STAPLER

What if your favorite 90s office movie was an 80s video game? Just make sure you're using the new covers on the TPS reports!