Minimum Merch
Description: A black background displays white text detailing mechanic hourly rates. The top reads 'MECHANIC HOURLY RATE'. Below are several lines listing rates: '$100/HR MINIMUM', '$100/HR MINIMUM', '$100/HR', '$450/HR', and '$250/HR'. The bottom line states 'UNSOLICITED ADVICE'. Two wrenches and a star are at the top.
Description: A bold design featuring the word "ENGINEER" in large red block letters. Below it, a list of dollar amounts and text reads: "$100.......MINIMUM", "$100..........", "$400........", "$100...", and "$250... IF YOU TELL ME HOW'D TO DO MIY JOB". The top features a cluster of yellow gears.
Description: A sarcastic meme-inspired design made for people who love chaotic internet humor and relatable jokes. Perfect for friend groups, casual hangouts, birthdays, or anyone who enjoys roasting “Max” in a completely unserious way. The simple funny phrase gives off a trendy, low-effort humor vibe that meme lovers instantly recognize.
Description: Complicated Order Bear Seven Modifications Minimum is for baristas, servers, and hospitality workers dealing with custom orders. This funny design captures the relatable humor of service industry life.
Complicated Order Bear Seven Modifications Minimum Barista Server Humor T-Shirt
by California Dream
$24
Description: Not fast. Not motivated. Still somehow undefeated. “Bare Minimum Team” turns chronic low-energy survival into a full-fledged athletic identity. Featuring a dead-serious sloth mascot in classic varsity style, this design looks like it belongs to a legendary underperforming sports franchise. Perfect for exhausted students, burnt-out workers, procrastinators, introverts, and anyone whose greatest strength is technically showing up. Low effort. High commitment to avoiding effort.
Description: A bold and eyecatching typography design made especially for young people who love to express themselves through style. Featuring the phrase “Less, But Better,” this artwork delivers a strong message about living simply, choosing quality over quantity, and staying true to your identity. With its vibrant colors and street-style lettering, this design perfectly fits today’s youth culture modern, expressive, and confident. It’s ideal for t-shirts, hoodies, stickers, and other lifestyle products that reflect a cool, minimalist vibe with a powerful attitude. Perfect for trend conscious youth, creatives, and anyone who wants to stand out while keeping things simple and meaningful.
Description: Decrease Minimum Wage Apparel Decrease Minimum Wage Do you love a funny outfit filled with sarcasm and wit? Then this design is just for you! Makes a great ice breaker at parties or social gatherings and is also great for every day wear. This funny outfit is perfect for Christmas, Father's Day for Dad, Mother's Day for Mom, gift for friends, or the perfect idea for your brother or sister. Ideal for anyone that loves wearing a funny or sarcastic design.
Description: Let's keep the dumbfuckery to a minimum today. An offensive quote that delivers a blunt and sarcastic take on dealing with daily chaos. This witty line leans into edgy humor and relatable frustration with a no-nonsense attitude. A funny gift idea for anyone who enjoys funny quotes and bold sarcasm, perfect for birthdays, holidays, or Christmas. Available on shirts, hoodies, mugs, stickers, and more!
Description: A bold and provocative design that hits on a common sentiment regarding political accountability. This piece is for the frustrated citizen who believes that if the people in charge had to live by the same economic standards as their constituents, the world would look very different. It is a sharp, satirical statement designed to spark conversation and highlight the disconnect between those who govern and those they serve.
Description: A blunt, tongue-in-cheek parody of classic PSA-style messaging. Bold red brush lettering paired with stark, institutional text creates an official-looking statement that says exactly what it shouldn’t. “B.A.R.E. ___ Minimum.” delivers maximum attitude with minimal effort—perfect for anyone who’s mastered the art of doing just enough. Clean, punchy, and unapologetically sarcastic. Great for fans of ironic typography, retro-inspired design, workplace humor, and dry, no-nonsense wit.
Description: Elegance isn’t a performance — it’s a default setting. A quietly luxurious line-art design featuring a fine continuous-line drawing of a feminine hand letting a strand of dusty-rose pearls drape through her fingers, paired with minimal widely-tracked typography in warm cream and deep plum. Tattoo-flash delicate, softly refined, unmistakably intentional. For the woman who wears pearls on a Tuesday, the old-money-aesthetic lover, the quiet-luxury girl who believes showing up fully is the bare minimum. Makes a refined gift for the elegantly unbothered friend, the reader who treats every outfit like a character study, or anyone whose maximum effort is just her normal posture. Understated. Unapologetic. Always “on.”
Description: a relaxed capybara lying back doing the bare minimum, drawn in a cute naive hand-drawn style with bold saturated colors and a cozy cottagecore feel. This original design blends the trending delulu and cozy core aesthetic with wholesome gen z humor and a relatable manifesting mood, made for fans of capybaras, frogs, kawaii art, self care and cozy cottagecore vibes. A charming, funny and aesthetic look for anyone living their delulu era. Keywords: capybara, lazy, bare minimum, cozy capybara, delulu, cozy core, cottagecore aesthetic, manifesting, gen z humor.
Description: Whether You're Looking To Make A Bold Statement Or Just Want To Show Off Your Sense Of matter is the minimum, blm, beloved, black lives matter & african american. This merchandise Is The Perfect Way To Do It. So Why Wait? Shop Now And Let The World Know That You're Not Afraid To Laugh! For Strong Character Persons Only!
Description: A humorous list detailing pricing tiers for a MILLWRIGHT. The top reads "MILLWRIGHT HOURLY RATE" with a yellow and blue distressed texture. Below, dollar amounts ($100 to $500) are listed next to conditions, such as "MINIMUM", "IF YOU WATCH", and "IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB".
