Minimum Merch
Description: Embrace doing the bare minimum with this charming pastel depiction of a sloth lounging at a desk. Surrounded by soft pink clouds and holding a mug, this sleepy office companion is perfect for anyone who works from home and enjoys a dose of cozy humor. Whether you're shopping for a procrastinator or treating yourself, this playful visual captures the joyful laziness we all feel sometimes.
Description: A bold red title reads "ENGINEER" with a white outline. Below, a series of gold gears are depicted in various sizes against a black background. Underneath the gears, white text outlines different rates: "$100 MINIMUM", "$150 IF YOU WATCH", "$175 IF YOU HELP", "$200 IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST", and "$250 IF YOU TELL ME HOW'D TO DO MY JOB".
Description: A black background with a large red text "ENGINEER" across the top. Below that, "HOURLY RATE" in white text. A list of dollar amounts and corresponding descriptions are shown: "$100 MINIMUM", "$150 IF YOU WATCH", "$175 IF YOU HELP", "$200 IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST", "$250 IF YOU TELL ME HOW'D TO DO MY JOB". A cluster of gold gears is positioned above the "ENGINEER" text.
Description: A black background with text detailing an engineer's hourly rate based on specific conditions. The top features the bold text 'ENGINEER' in yellow and blue, followed by 'HOURLY RATE' with lightning bolt accents. Below, a list shows rates from $100/HR to $500/HR with corresponding conditions like 'MINIMUM', 'IF YOU PROVIDE DRAWINGS', and 'IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB'.
Description: A black background features a yellow lightning bolt at the top. Below it, "ELECTRICIAN HOURLY RATE" is written in bold yellow letters with a yellow line underneath. Further down, a list of dollar amounts and corresponding actions are presented in yellow and white text, detailing electrician service rates.
Description: A yellow fist is centered on a black background, representing a union laborer. Above the fist, "UNION LABORER HOURLY RATE" is displayed in bold, cracked yellow lettering. Below the fist, text details hourly rates: "$100/HR IF YOU MINIMUM", "$100/HR IF LACKE THAK", "1250/HR IF HOW TO DO PANT", and "$250/HR IF HOW TO DO MY JOB".
Description: A black background with white text listing electrician hourly rates, starting with '$70/HR MINIMUM' and increasing based on customer involvement. A yellow lightning bolt symbol is positioned above the title. The rates are: $100/HR IF YOU WATCH, $150/HR IF YOU HELP, $200/HR IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST, and $300/HR IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB.
Description: Retro Activism: Working Class Labor – This stark editorial image, "The Condition of the Laboring Man at Pullman," captures the relentless grip of corporate greed on the working class. A weighted press—marked "Low Wages" and "High Rent"—crushes an exhausted laborer beneath pillars of monopoly and wage slavery. In its time, Pullman’s exploitative grip forced workers into economic dependence, their pay swallowed by the very company that employed them. Today, echoes of this oppression persist. Healthcare costs, stagnant wages, and unchecked profiteering shape a new kind of subjugation, where survival remains a commodity rather than a right.
