Minimum Merch
Description: A detailed, stylized depiction of a ferret wearing a fedora hat. The ferret has an aggressive expression with its mouth open, showing sharp teeth. The text "MINIMUM WAGE" is displayed in an arc above the ferret's head, and "MAXIMUM RAGE" is displayed in an arc below. The background is a solid tan color.
Description: Make a loud and hilarious statement about the state of the government with this epic political satire graphic! If you are tired of empty promises and think the people in charge need a reality check, this design speaks the ultimate truth. Featuring a funny illustration of a sweating pig in a patched-up suit staring at a tiny coin, this aesthetic perfectly captures the struggles of the working class with a heavy dose of humor. Perfect for activists, political junkies, libertarians, and anyone with a sarcastic view of politics. Whether you are heading to a rally, engaging in a debate, or just running errands, this graphic is guaranteed to turn heads and start conversations. It makes an incredibly thoughtful novelty gag gift for your politica
Description: Embrace doing the bare minimum with this charming pastel depiction of a sloth lounging at a desk. Surrounded by soft pink clouds and holding a mug, this sleepy office companion is perfect for anyone who works from home and enjoys a dose of cozy humor. Whether you're shopping for a procrastinator or treating yourself, this playful visual captures the joyful laziness we all feel sometimes.
Description: A bold red title reads "ENGINEER" with a white outline. Below, a series of gold gears are depicted in various sizes against a black background. Underneath the gears, white text outlines different rates: "$100 MINIMUM", "$150 IF YOU WATCH", "$175 IF YOU HELP", "$200 IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST", and "$250 IF YOU TELL ME HOW'D TO DO MY JOB".
Description: A black background with a large red text "ENGINEER" across the top. Below that, "HOURLY RATE" in white text. A list of dollar amounts and corresponding descriptions are shown: "$100 MINIMUM", "$150 IF YOU WATCH", "$175 IF YOU HELP", "$200 IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST", "$250 IF YOU TELL ME HOW'D TO DO MY JOB". A cluster of gold gears is positioned above the "ENGINEER" text.
Description: A black background with text detailing an engineer's hourly rate based on specific conditions. The top features the bold text 'ENGINEER' in yellow and blue, followed by 'HOURLY RATE' with lightning bolt accents. Below, a list shows rates from $100/HR to $500/HR with corresponding conditions like 'MINIMUM', 'IF YOU PROVIDE DRAWINGS', and 'IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB'.
Description: A yellow fist is centered on a black background, representing a union laborer. Above the fist, "UNION LABORER HOURLY RATE" is displayed in bold, cracked yellow lettering. Below the fist, text details hourly rates: "$100/HR IF YOU MINIMUM", "$100/HR IF LACKE THAK", "1250/HR IF HOW TO DO PANT", and "$250/HR IF HOW TO DO MY JOB".
Description: A black background features a yellow lightning bolt at the top. Below it, "ELECTRICIAN HOURLY RATE" is written in bold yellow letters with a yellow line underneath. Further down, a list of dollar amounts and corresponding actions are presented in yellow and white text, detailing electrician service rates.
Description: A black background with white text listing electrician hourly rates, starting with '$70/HR MINIMUM' and increasing based on customer involvement. A yellow lightning bolt symbol is positioned above the title. The rates are: $100/HR IF YOU WATCH, $150/HR IF YOU HELP, $200/HR IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST, and $300/HR IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB.
