Minimum Merch
Description: A bold black background features red text spelling "ENGINEER" across the top. Below, white text reads "HOURLY RATE" with horizontal lines on either side. Further down, white text details rates: "$100...MINIMUM", "$100...MINIMUM", "3450...20N", and "2250...IF YOU TELL ME HOW'D HOW'D TO DO MY JOB". Above the "ENGINEER" text are several gold-colored gears.
Description: Extra, by design. Oversized italic serif typography in warm cream and dark walnut, underlined by a loose hand-drawn cherry-red squiggle, with a single pair of cherries tucked into the lower-right corner. Playful, type-driven, feminine without being precious — a cherry-girl wink with actual taste. For the cherry girls, tomato girls, and coquette-core maximalists whose maximum is just where they start. Makes a witty gift for the friend who has never in her life done dim, the sister who turned being extra into a personality trait, or anyone who treats going all out as the floor, not the ceiling. Anything less than extra is less than enough.
Description: A black background features bold white text at the top reading "POSTAL WORKER". Below, centered, are the words "MINIMUM UNSOLICITED ADVICE" with pricing "$100/HR $300/HR" to the right. A prominent skull surrounded by orange and yellow flames is in the center. Below the skull, more text reads "UNSOLICITED ADVICE $500/HR HANDS MEVIEM AT NO TICSTEIT, LATRED WITH HANRATER" with a white mailbox icon at the bottom.
Description: A bold, retro-style text-based composition. The word "ENGINEER" is at the top in yellow with blue outlines. Below, "HOURLY RATE" is in white with blue lightning bolt accents. A list of dollar amounts and corresponding actions is presented, concluding with "YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB" and a final rate.
Description: A black background with bold yellow text stating "ENGINEER" at the top. Below it, "HOURLY RATE" is in white text. A list of dollar amounts per hour is on the left in yellow, with corresponding phrases on the right in white. The phrases detail escalating rates based on interaction, from "MINIMUM IF YOU WATCH" to "IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB".
Description: TCB Clothing: Respect Is The Bare Minimum. Clean, sharp, and straight to the point. This design uses a modern sans-serif font to deliver a high-standard message: "Respect is the bare minimum." Perfect for anyone who values boundaries and self-worth, this TCB Clothing original is a staple for a sophisticated streetwear look.
Description: Welcome to the Low Motivation Department, where minimum effort somehow creates maximum paperwork. This funny vintage typography design combines office humor, procrastination jokes, and deadpan sarcasm with a retro government-inspired look. Perfect for anyone running low on motivation but still technically showing up. A fun choice for casual days, weekends, work-from-home life, or anyone proudly operating in low-energy mode. Wear it whenever your productivity status is officially pending.
Description: A circular emblem featuring concentric lines resembling a record or target. The top arc reads 'LET'S KEEP'. The center prominently displays 'Dumbfuckery' in a stylized font, with decorative swirls. The bottom arc states 'TO A MINIMUM TODAY'. The overall style is retro and monochrome.
Description: A bold black background features white text listing an electrician's hourly rates based on customer involvement. At the top, a yellow lightning bolt icon is positioned above the main heading 'ELECTRICIAN HOURLY RATE'. The rates escalate based on the customer watching, helping, attempting repairs, asking 'why?', or telling the electrician how to do their job.
Description: A detailed, stylized depiction of a ferret wearing a fedora hat. The ferret has an aggressive expression with its mouth open, showing sharp teeth. The text "MINIMUM WAGE" is displayed in an arc above the ferret's head, and "MAXIMUM RAGE" is displayed in an arc below. The background is a solid tan color.
Description: Make a loud and hilarious statement about the state of the government with this epic political satire graphic! If you are tired of empty promises and think the people in charge need a reality check, this design speaks the ultimate truth. Featuring a funny illustration of a sweating pig in a patched-up suit staring at a tiny coin, this aesthetic perfectly captures the struggles of the working class with a heavy dose of humor. Perfect for activists, political junkies, libertarians, and anyone with a sarcastic view of politics. Whether you are heading to a rally, engaging in a debate, or just running errands, this graphic is guaranteed to turn heads and start conversations. It makes an incredibly thoughtful novelty gag gift for your politica
