Parkdale Mugs

Description: Parkdale finally has the culinary destination absolutely nobody was demanding. Welcome to Parkdale Porridge Parlour, where breakfast doesn’t finish at 10:30am because breakfast has been granted full custody of the entire day. Maple bacon? Certainly. Cookies & cream? Why not. Sweet corn? We’ve already gone too far to turn back now. This completely fictional Melbourne establishment proudly serves porridge all day, including flavours nobody requested, imagined, or had the courage to prevent us from developing. Perfect for Parkdale locals, porridge enthusiasts, breakfast extremists, and anyone who believes oats deserve the same reckless experimentation normally reserved for craft beer.

Description: Or, well, a logo. It's a logo! Wear a generic shirt and explain to your friends and family what the show is! Confused Tinder dates! Impress bartenders! Use it to cover your face while fleeing the paparazzi! The uses are endless.

Description: Support your favourite fake record shop with a real shirt. Is the shirt real? I assume so, or else this is a weird scam. Anyway, show support for Judith's dream. We've got everything you'd ever want! Or at least, I think we do...? I don't know, I feel weird.

Description: She's the best, my evil wife!