Parkdale Socks

Description: Parkdale finally has the culinary destination absolutely nobody was demanding. Welcome to Parkdale Porridge Parlour, where breakfast doesn’t finish at 10:30am because breakfast has been granted full custody of the entire day. Maple bacon? Certainly. Cookies & cream? Why not. Sweet corn? We’ve already gone too far to turn back now. This completely fictional Melbourne establishment proudly serves porridge all day, including flavours nobody requested, imagined, or had the courage to prevent us from developing. Perfect for Parkdale locals, porridge enthusiasts, breakfast extremists, and anyone who believes oats deserve the same reckless experimentation normally reserved for craft beer.

Description: Or, well, a logo. It's a logo! Wear a generic shirt and explain to your friends and family what the show is! Confused Tinder dates! Impress bartenders! Use it to cover your face while fleeing the paparazzi! The uses are endless.

Description: Want to be a part of the OFFICIAL STREET TEAM? Wear this shirt, and whenever someone's like, "What?" then you get to explain to them what the podcast is. WHOA DUDE, THAT'S BANANAS. Join the street team and you get the privilege of being like, "Are street teams still a thing? Apparently!"

Description: Support your favourite fake record shop with a real shirt. Is the shirt real? I assume so, or else this is a weird scam. Anyway, show support for Judith's dream. We've got everything you'd ever want! Or at least, I think we do...? I don't know, I feel weird.

Description: All we set out to do was make a fun little podcast and also to creep people out so much that they no longer want to venture into various parts of their own residences. We did it! Hell yeah!

Description: Nothing says "enjoyable podcast" like the crushing realisation that we live in a post-capitalist society that blocks many of us from even thinking about owning a home. Anyway, you can at least wear this shirt! That's kind of nice, I guess!

Description: And what's the deal with the afterlife? It's certainly AFTER life, but what does that make life? Beforedeath???? Hahaha, I'm here all week, because this is purgatory and all of us are trapped here.

Description: She's the best, my evil wife!