Parkdale Pillows

Description: Parkdale finally has the culinary destination absolutely nobody was demanding. Welcome to Parkdale Porridge Parlour, where breakfast doesn’t finish at 10:30am because breakfast has been granted full custody of the entire day. Maple bacon? Certainly. Cookies & cream? Why not. Sweet corn? We’ve already gone too far to turn back now. This completely fictional Melbourne establishment proudly serves porridge all day, including flavours nobody requested, imagined, or had the courage to prevent us from developing. Perfect for Parkdale locals, porridge enthusiasts, breakfast extremists, and anyone who believes oats deserve the same reckless experimentation normally reserved for craft beer.

Description: Support your favourite fake record shop with a real shirt. Is the shirt real? I assume so, or else this is a weird scam. Anyway, show support for Judith's dream. We've got everything you'd ever want! Or at least, I think we do...? I don't know, I feel weird.

Description: All we set out to do was make a fun little podcast and also to creep people out so much that they no longer want to venture into various parts of their own residences. We did it! Hell yeah!

Description: And what's the deal with the afterlife? It's certainly AFTER life, but what does that make life? Beforedeath???? Hahaha, I'm here all week, because this is purgatory and all of us are trapped here.